My girlfriend and I got in a fight the other day, and I ran out of things to say, so I screamed "YOU WON'T TAKE MY CHILDREN!" She hates The Godfather films (she says they're too long and boring ), but she knew what I was quoting, and she fell in the floor laughing. Everything was fine afther that.

i say paulies line alot on his "eyetalian-american accent"
...Ill think about

Whenever I call my wife and she is in a bad mood, I use the old Clemenza line "I love ya witha all ofa my hearta, Ifa I don't see youa soon I'ma gonna die!!" You know....when he is teasing Michael in the kitchen.
I told my little brother that a man who doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man. He met a girl and pretty much became a stranger......he is ok now...lol.

But what I do the most....is the little scratch that the Godfather does on his chin.....I do that all the time in meetings, or when I am dealing with a customer face to face......and man it works....I don't know if they know what I am doing and why......but it works, it makes me confident and relaxed...LOL.

.........and scares away your customers I guess

Naw SVSG.....I just make them an offer they can't refuse....LOL.

here are the one's I use all the time

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Today I settled all Family business,

"You sonofabitch, do you know who I am?

She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I've had'em all over the world!"

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Darnit man, I just can't get this out of my head! I watched GF2 again last night - I normally break my little heart over the Mike/Kay/abortion/slap scene - but when Mike yelled that, I burst out laughing, to the horror of the people I was watching the film with!

I have a friend we call Paulie, and if someone asks about him I always say "Oh Paulie you won't see him anymore" It's gotten to the point where everyone just tells me to shut up but I gotta get it real

Welcome Joe Batters!

I have a brother name "Paulie" and although he and my family have seen the GF, if I were to use that line I'm afraid I'd be the only one who would "get it" since I've seen it more times and know more about it than anyone else in my family anyway. It's always tempting to use GF quotes tho, even if others don't know that you are.


TIS

Thanks for the kind welcome, I can't believe I haven't found this place before, For some reason I am more interested in the Godfather and Italian Mafia than anything, it's such a cool part of history that was so mysterious.
But anyway yeah it kinda defeats the purpose when noone knows what you are talking about but it still brings pleasure to me.

I use this one at work constantly when asked to fix someone elses mess....

"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had you come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your project would be suffering
this very day.
And that by chance if an honest man (or woman) such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

I actually broke up with a girlfriend when I was younger with the line

"Well you see my interests just don't conflict with yours"

That didn't go over all that sly or well in retrospect

I purchased a digital camera from Walmart.com the other day. Being an employee, I can use my employee discount. However, my girlfriend seems to think I would forget such a thing.

Girlfriend -- Ok, you got the camera. Did you use your discount?

Me -- What am I, a schmuck on wheels? (Yea, I know, that's Goodfellas).

Girlfriend -- What?

Me -- To put it simply, I CAN HANDLE THINGS, I'M SMAHT! NOT DUMB LIKE EVERYONE SAYS! I'M SMAHT, AND I WANT RESPECT!!

Girlfriend -- So did you?

Me -- ...oops.

***NOTE***
I did use my discount, I just like scaring her.