Inspired by Freddie C's quote by Kramer about the Dewey Decimal system, I thought it might be fun to run a Seinfeld dialogue game.

Q: this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side!

A: Kramer to Jerry in "The Kiss Hello."

Q: "It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!"

A: George to Jerry/Kramer/Elaine regarding his 'jerk-store' comeback.

Actually, my previous post was the one where Puddy was face-painting at the NJ Devils games.

Q: Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!

Answer: George's Mother in The Contest episode.


Q:I had this foot problem.

A: George's mother, Estelle, chastising her son for treating his body like "an amusement park," in "The Contest."

Q: "I don't know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building."

You beat me to it Paul. The answer to your question is Frank Costanza to Elaine, explaining why he wouldn't take off his shoes.

Same Question: "I don't know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building."

A: Jerry to Kramer?
Q: That's gonna be trouble

It was Jerry to Estelle in "The Puffy Shirt."

Answer to your question: Was it Jerry about Kramer and Darren the Intern?

If so, then my question is: "This guy could be a little bonkos."

Mine was Kramer to Jerry about George's world's colliding.

A: Regis to Kathy Lee & crowd about Kramer
Q: She wasn't my type

A: Regis to Kathie Lee about Kramer

Q: Am I a hipster dufus?

From Irishman
Q: She wasn't my type

A: Newman to Jerry

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: Man, that van is a rockin

Q: Man, that van is a rockin

George to Jerry, lol, "Don't go a-knocking!"

Q: Elane Wrote a Murphey Brown!?

Kramer to ?

Q: "All right! But hear me and hear me well - The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down.

Mine was Jerry to George

Yours is Newman to Jerry

Q: "Tonight's Pipe Night"

Does anyone else find this game kinda hard trying to review 9 seasons of Seinfeld into a single thread??

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: He's the Wiz! And nobody beats him...nobody

A: Elaine to Jerry about her boyfriend.

Q: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."

A: Frank to Kramer, explaining Festivus

Q: It feels like an Arby's night.

A: Putdy (sp?) to Elaine
Q: But I don't wanna be a pirate!

A: Jerry to Kramer

Q: Do you remember your dream where you had a sexual encounter with a chinese woman?

I think we need to makes these a little more obvious/easier. We should be using only the most classic quotes, or quotes that are part of a reoccuring theme.

New Q: "Do me a personal favor... take the pen!"

Freddie
That's what makes this fun. I recognize the post before yours. I recognized your signature about the Dewey Decimal System. Let's just ride it out until someone is completely stumped. Also, unliked the GF/Goodfellas dialogue games, there aren't nearly as many characters in Seinfeld as in the movies.

Answer to previous post: Elaine's psychiatrist/boyfriend to Elaine


Q: "Do me a personal favor... take the pen!"

A: Jack Klompis to Jerry


Q: Stelllllla, Stellllllllllllla

Elaine in Del Boca Vista

Q: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

A: George to Jerry's girlfriend who saw shrinkage
Q: "Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!"

A: George's answering Machine


"Can you stand by the fish tank and make sure nobody taps on the glass"

Funny thing is I was gonna put a quote about this pretty soon

A: Joe Mayo to Jerry
Q: You know sometimes I get the feeling George isn't being completly honest with me

Jerry to Elaine (while George is on the chair)

Q: "This is a little too much for me - escaped convicts, fugitive sex...I got a cockfight to focus on"

A: Jerry to George, regarding the cockfight with "Little Jerry Seinfeld."

Q: Shut your trap and stop kicking the seats. If I have to tell you again, we're gonna take outside. If you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would LOVE IT.

A: George to guys behind him kicking the seat
Q: What the hell is this? Don't tell me. Velvet?

Jerry to George

Q: "It's all pipes! What's the difference?!"
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Something just happened that made me think of this quote. Friday after my football game, our middle linebacker took a piss in the shower in our lockeroom. As he was doing this, our high school's athletic director walked by and saw him. He completely flipped out. "Mike, what the hell are you doing?!" His reply was classic... "It's cool, there's a drain." I couldn't help but to laugh, but of course the AD didn't think it was funny. We had to do extra sprints after practice today for "bad lockeroom behavior".