It was George to Neil, the guy George became obsessed with


New Q: "That's a lot of potatoes!"

A: Kramer, in the meat slicer episode?


Q: You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain.

A: Book store employee to George
Q: Are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of Del Boca Vista?

A: Frank, to George & George's mother.


Q: Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.

A: David Putty to Elaine.

Q: "What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat too?"

A: Elaine to her co-workers, who had cake at nearly every possible occasion.

Q: This son of a bitch is ice cold.

Goombah, is that from the backwards episode where they went to India? Is it Kramer talking about the snowball he made to throw at FDR?

No - it's actually the one where the runner Jean Paul-Jean Paul stays with Elaine. Kramer has the hot tub that breaks while Kramer fell asleep in it.

Kramer came to the coffee shop wrapped in blankets and sweaters and then Jean Paul made the comment I posted.

Oh yeah, I remember that now. Go ahead and post another question.

New Q: "Oh its got cache baby! Its got cache up the ying-yang!"

A: George to Susan regarding naming their child "Seven."

Q: You emit a foul and unpleasant odor. I loathe you.

Newman to record store guy

Q: "Serenity now, insanity later."

A: Lloyd Braun to George.


Q: Yamma hamma - it's fright night.

Kramer to Elaine

Q: "No soup for you!"

A: Soup Nazi to either George or Jerry's girlfriend
Q: I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra

A: George to his NY Yankee secretary, who he later promised to give a raise while having sex


Q: Moles. Freckle's ugly cousin.

A: Kramer in "The Slicer."

Q: "Madam, prepare yourself for an all-out bidding war. This time, advantage Varnson!"

Jerry to realtor in "Puerto Rican Day Parade"

Q: "And by the way... they're real, and they're spectacular"

I'm trying to pick a good time to jump into this game, because I love Seinfeld, but I'm not sure if I can keep up with the top dogs here... I recognize this quote as being from an episode where Elaine attempted to find out if Jerry's girlfriend's breasts were real, and she had an incident with her in a sauna... However, I'm not certain, so I'll let someone else take it. :p I'll jump in when I can.

~Gina

A: Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher) to Jerry about her breasts
Q: Snoopy & Prickly Pete

A: That's George telling the Ross's the names of his two horses on their way to his house in the Hamptons.

Q: "The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing."

A: Kramer to Newman
Q: What makes you think I'm looking for trouble?

A: Newman to Babs Kramer

Q: I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house.

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: I had to eat at Regis, REGIS!

Irishman, is that Jerry complaining because George won't let him eat at Monk's because of the waitress in "The Soup"?

If so, then Q: "Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? HAA!"

No Rocky, but you're close

Q: I had to eat at Regis, REGIS...

Is it from that same episode?

I don't believe so, but is "The Soup" episode about?

Jerry has to buy Kenny dinner at Mendi's in exchange for an Armani suit. Elaine has that British guy staying with her and she can't wait to get rid of him. Kramer is dating the waitress from Reggie's and also has decided that he is only eating fresh food, thus getting rid of his refrigerator. And, George goes for a walk with the waitress from Monk's (they talk about manure) and she brings up that she has a boyfriend, so George tries to get her fired by constantly calling her at work.

Now I remember it (I don't usually know the episodes by names, but I've seen most of them) but no, this question isn't from that episode. I'll give you a hint, it's from the episode where Elaine & Susan start hanging out...