A: George to Jerry (His world's were colliding. they were killing Independant George)

Q: "Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? HAA!"

A: The old man, Sid Fields, to Jerry.


Q: Well, you're fired because you don't move your arms when you tap dance, you're like a gorilla out there I've gotta go...

A: Kramer to Raquel Welch.

Q: "Just crease, crumple, cram. You'll do fine."

A: Newman to Jerry about stuffing mail
Q: That's right, he's a trouble maker

I'm at a loss. It sounds like something Kramer would say. Is it in reference to Newman sleeping with the super's wife?

I'm at a loss. It sounds like something Kramer would say. Is it in reference to Newman sleeping with the super's wife? [/b][/quote]I think it's either Jerry or Kramer talking about Woody Woodpecker. Right?

You're closer Rocky. It was Kramer to George about Woody Woodpecker. Here's another:

Q: What can be gained from feeling other people's clothes?

Actually, it was feeling people's "material."

A: Estelle to George & Frank


Q: Vile weed. Quick, somebody, honey mustard!

A: Newman after he eats broccoli at that Kenny's Chicken restaurant
Q: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

George to woman at Monk's

Q: "You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls. What's so terrible?"

A: George to the his 'big salad' girlfriend


Q: Lately, though, I've been, uh, - I've been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. You know -I rip of the label. I can hardly tell the difference.

A: That's Newman to Kramer in my favorite episode, "The Merv Griffin Show."

Q: "Oh, you got cookies!"

Rocky
I love Kramer's repsonse to Newman: "We've officially bottomed out!"

A: Elaine from the coach section of the plane complaining about the first class passengers, which included Jerry and a supermodel

Q: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. Look, let me get him. Man, it's the nineties, it's Hammer time!

A: Kramer trying to convince Jerry to install illegal cable in "The Baby Shower."

Q: "You know, it's not like changing toothpaste."

Jerry to George about converting to Latvian Orthodox

Q: "The only thing between us is a thin layer of gabardine."

A: Jerry, commenting in horor about how Kramer is now "going commando."

Q: "I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp."

On a side note, I just want to share with you all what my Halloween costume is today at work, because I think you'll all appreciate it.

I am Donald Sanger aka The Bubble Boy.

I've taped a sheet of plastic across my office door and I've got two rubber gloves coming trough it. And, I've got a Trivial Pursuit game sitting outside my office.

Jerry to Elaine about Whatley

Q: "So let me get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an eclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"

A: Jerry to George
Q: I have my pride too. I'm not gonna beg her!

A: Jerry to Elaine re: Kramer not wearing any underwear.


Q: Who wouldn't love a pony? Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?

A: Jerry to the old lady & everyone at the table after he insulted anyone who had a pony

Mine wasn't correct:
Q: I have my pride too. I'm not gonna beg her!

Dude - that is awesome!!


A: George to the unemployment lady about the daughter George was 'dating.'


Q: What's your story? How about taking your top off?

New question por favor :rolleyes:

A: That was the Bubble Boy to Susan.

Q: "Poor Bastard."

A: Jerry about George getting married? I think that phrase was used several times throughout the series.

Q: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: I'll see you in hell Costanza

A: Mr. Thomassoulo to George in "The Voice."

Q: "Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two, but then again, I've been known to do a lot of things."

A: Kramer, to the sniffing accountant

Q: Damn you, Seinfeld. You useless pustule.

Newman to Jerry, in the one where Kramer tans with butter

Q: "His buttocks are sublime!"

A : Calvin Klein and his female associate about Kramer modeling in his underwear

Q : "YES!!! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!!!!"