Newman to the Seinfelds (Jerry kissing during Schindler's List)

Q: "And you wanna be my latex salesman?"

A: Jerry to George
Q: She's got the "Gimmy" legs

A: Kramer to Frank.


Q: I think he's saying Son of Sam. I knew it wasn't Berkowitz.

A: Is it George to his cousin in the "van"?
Q: (singing) once, twice, three times a lady...

Irishman - you got it.

A: Newman, when he runs over the paint thinnner & something large that Kramer dropped on the freeway. One of my favorite Newman moments.


Q: I'm homeless! I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. I'll be with the hobos in the trainyard, eating out of a bucket.

A: Is it Elaine to Jerry??
Q: Got some booze? What do you say you & me get ripped!

A: Jerry to his girlfriend in "The Merv Griffin Show."

Q: "Hey pops, isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years?"

No the homeless quote was from Newman, when Silvio was going to throw Newman out for 1) sleeping with his wife and 2) reversing the peephole in Newman's & Kramer's apartments


Answer to Rocky's "Hey pops, isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years?":
annoying ball boy to Kramer, who was the first 'ball man'

Q: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
You see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

Frank to the Rosses

Q: "My wife has an inner ear infection"

A: Kramer to Jerry about how great it is to begin a sentence with "my wife..."

Q: Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.

A: Kramer to George's girlfriend
Q: You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!

A: George to Jerry
Q: It cuts so thin I couldn't even see the meat

Kramer to Elaine

Q: "I've got good news and bad news and their both the same... you're fired"

A: Mr. Peterman to Elaine?
Q: I'm very hungry. Do you think you could run down to the deli and get me a sandwhich?

No, mine was Frank to Lloyd Braun.

I12, maybe you could use some easier/more obvious quotes? The one with the meat slicer was good. Please don't take offense.

A: No problem. Mine was George's mother to George in the hospital

Q: You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?

Peggy to Kramer

Q: "So, empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?"

(I was gonna use that soon, if I ever remembered)

A: Steinbrenner to George
Q: There's no laws in this place. Anything goes!

A: George to Jerry in the car dealership.


Q: People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating - that's a fantasy camp.

A: Jerry to George
Q: No it offends me as a comedian

A: Jerry to the priest about Tim Watley.

Q: "You look cold. Come over here by the fire and take your clothes off."

I have no idea Rocky

Q: You said it'd be by a mail man I know, and you're a mail man I know!

Irishman - mine was from the episode where Jerry, Elane and George end up in the same theatre showing "Rochelle, Rochelle." It is part of the movie's dialog while they are watching:

This cracks me up every time!

Is the answer to your's Kramer to Newman?

Yup, your turn

Q: "It's like having a circus in my mouth."

A: Kramer to Jerry?
Q: How do you supposed I do that, toots?

A: Kramer to Newman's "birthday wish girl"
Q: I guess I'm Louis Loan

a: george
q: IT Moved!

a:george after eating mango
q:IT MOVED!

A: George to Jerry
Q: Let me just clarify, are you in anyway authorized to give raises?