A: Jerry to George in "The Secretary."

Q: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."

Jerry to George

Q: Their bacteria traps!

A: David Putty to Elaine about her slippers.

Q: "What am I... hard of smelling?"

A: Elaine to Jerry re: the valet's b.o.

Q: You know, uh, oftentimes, Jerry - he lend me his car and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas. But, for a variety of reasons, I don’t want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.

A: Kramer to car salesman.

Q: "You’re not going to do it?!?!?! What do you mean you’re not going to do it?!?!?!?"

A: George to Jerry about the threesome
Q: I've been lying to you for 3 days & now your all screwing me!

George about the vibrating chair for Joe Mayo

Q: "Look! No one knows how long this parade is gonna last! They are a very festive people. All I know is that it's Sunday night, and I have got to unwind! Now who's with me?"

A: Elaine in one of my favoriet episodes, "The Puerto Rican Day Parade."

Q: "Who goes anywhere with Newman?"

Jerry about Whatley going to the Superbowl with Newman

Q: "I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!" (mammal )


Top 10 Seinfeld Sports Moments

George talking to a girlfriend(?) about a whale he saved
"I can still hear you"

Vegetable Lasagna to Elaine

Q: "What's a three letter word for candy?"

A: George to Jerry
Q: Oxygen! I need oxygen!

I'm sorry to interrupt the game going on, but I had a Godfather/Seinfeld question, and I figured this was a good place to ask. Can anyone remember the episode where Jerry made the reference to the "In my home! In my bedroom..." quote by Michael in GFII? It was something about Newman coming into his apartment, I believe, but I just thought it'd be nice to know the episode name so I could see how he leads into it... It seems like I've read something about how Seinfeld has done several GF references, but nevertheless, this one cracked me up.

~Gina

I know which episode you're talking about, but I don't know hardly any Seinfeld episode names. But try this to see if you can find it

Seinfeld

A: George to Jerry, in response to Jerry's admission of having just slept with Elaine.


Q: Well, there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum.

Thanks for the link! I'll browse through for this particular episode, but it looks like an interesting site regardless. The Seinfeld Glossary is funny...

~Gina

Thanks for the link! I'll browse through for this particular episode, but it looks like an interesting site regardless. The Seinfeld Glossary is funny...

~Gina [/b][/quote]Eek, I almost forgot. There's a Seinfeld reunion on Oprah right now...I don't know how many people here would get it, but I'm sure it's going to be good!

~Gina

Elane to Jerry
"...and you want to be my latex salesman?"

A: Jerry to George
Q: You know that batter's like 30 years old

Jerry about the Easy Bake Oven

Q: "You bought a car because it belonged to Jon Voight?"

A: Jerry to George (or Kramer, but I think Jerry)
Q: You said YES!? How can you prostitute yourself like this!?

A: Kramer to Jerry, after Jerry agreed to help Keith Hernandez move.


Q: Anything else, Mr. Nosey?

A: Elaine to Jerry?
Q: Go ahead. Go to your fancy fire if that's what you gotta do.

Nope. It was Kramer to Jerry when Jerry asked about why Kramer was using butter to shave.

A: Jerry to his mom about Uncle Leo.

Q: We were making out like our plane was going down.

The quote is from "The Andrea Doria" episode. It is Jerry talking to Elaine about why he's going to help Newman get the postal route in Hawaii.

"Newman is my sworn enemy. And he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine! Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys."

A: Jerry talking about the way he and his girlfriend were making out at "Shindler's List."

Q: "I will not tolerate infestation!"

A: Jerry talking about the way he and his girlfriend were making out at "Shindler's List."

Q: "I will not tolerate infestation!" [/b][/quote]No actually that was Elaine describing her drunken office party make-out to Jerry/George. It was in the Brentanno's Bookstore episode where the guy Elaine made out with was a heroin addict.

A: Frank to Estelle & George

Q: The Japanese guys had sake in the
hot-tub! You gotta get 'em outta the drawers and get 'em down here, or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!

A: Jerry to Kramer?
Q: This bread has NUTS in it!

Actually it was kramer to Jerry.
I cant think of a quote so we'll use Irish's

Actually, it was George to Jerry in "The Checks."

A: George to Jerry sitting in Monk's talking about the Rage-a-holics meeting in "The Apology."


Q: "Are, are you sure this is decaf? Where's the orange indicator?"