A: George to waitress
Q: We'll tell him we're frighten and we have to go home

A: George to Jerry about Elaine's father, Alton Benes.

Q: That is *damn* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.

A: That's Kramer to Jerry, George and Elaine in "The Red Dot."


Q: "Well I'm very disappointed in George and Elaine. And you know I'm somebody you don't want to have on your bad side."

A: Kramer to Jerry in the parking spot/flea market episode.

Q: I yell Cartwright. Just like that. Nobody came up. I hang up. Yes, yes, I tell her you not here. She said curse word. I hang up.

A: Bruce to George in "The Chinese Restaurant"

Q: "Yamahama, it's fright night!"

Kramer to Elaine at the Festivus dinner

Q: "There's nothing dirtier than I giant ball of oil"

A: Jerry to George? Or is it Kramer to the kid?
Q: Cigarette? I suck em down like Coca-Cola

A: Kramer to Barry in "The Sniffing Accountant" You must have watched that episode on TBS yesterday too!


Q: "Relax man. There's enough juice here to keep us all fat and giggley."

A: Kramer to Mr. Peterman at Walden Books
Q: I can't believe she took the money

A: George to Jerry about Susan in "The Ticket."

Q: "Oh, this power! Look what I'm doing! I'm dangerous, Jerry! I'm very very dangerous!"

A: Kramer to Jerry when Kramer had the 'kavorka.'

Q: This is the most public of my many humiliations.

A: Jackie to Kramer
Q: You have to know how to do that. You can't have people stuffing their arms in 600 degree ovens!

A. George to Kramer about his idea for a self-made pizza restaurant.

Q. "What am I... hard of smelling?"

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: Stella! STELLA!

A: Elaine to Jerry's Parents

Q: Am I crazy or is that alot of gum?

A: Loyd to Jerry
Q: Jerry can't handle that, he's sensitive

A: Kramer to George & Elaine

Q: See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in
the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

A: Kramer to Jerry?
Q: Nobody needs to talk

A: Jerry to George in "The Susie."

Q: "I choose not to run."

A: Jerry to Elaine or George or his girlfriend or the guy he was supposed to run against
Q: I don't know about this Joe Mayo character. Frankly, it sounds made up!

A: Kramer to Jerry/George I think..

Q: I DESPISE HIM!

A: Newman to Jerry about Keith Hernandez
Q: Is it anything like hitting a home run in softball? Because I hit a whooper last week!

A: Jerry to the "Pimple-popper MD" Dr. Sara Sitarides in "The Slicer."

Q: "Be realistic George."

I'm stumped Rocky.


I have a suggestion for all who post. Obviously, most of the dialogue is going to be between the four main characters of "Seinfeld." Instead of answering "George to Jerry" or whoever is involved, how about we describe (briefly) the episode or at least what the scene was about. I think it might make things a bit more interesting.

Q: Do you ever yearn? Often I sit and yearn.

Kramer to George before he goes to Cali
"Well, he called up at about 4:00 last night and we got to talking"

A: Jerry, about Bob Sacamano, when Jerry was living in Kramer's apartment during the Kenny Rogers Roaster episode.

Q: You get your toilet book out of here and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain.

A: Black woman behind the counter to George about his book that he brought into the bathroom
Q: You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!

A: George to Jerry and Susan to George in the 'reverse' episode where they go to India.

Q: Oh how I've longed for this day. To take you from your cushy lair and expose you for the monster you are.

Newman to Jerry at the post office
"Are you still afraid of clowns?"