A: Joe Duvola to Kramer


Q: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.

A: Elaine's father to Jerry
Q: It's not like she's in the back saying, G I can't believe Jerry didn't show

Irishman
Could you tell us the answer to the obscure one or post something different so we can move on? I thought it might have been Elaine to Jerry in the Chinese restaurant when Jerry saw the woman he knew from Uncle Leo's office.

A: George to Jerry about Manya at her own funeral in "The Pony Remark."

Q: "No, he jumped from the second floor."

A: Kramer to Jerry about Newman, who threatened suicide by jumping from the bldg.

Q: He was moving in on her like the storm troopers through Poland. A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.

A: Newman to Jerry's ma about Jerry making out during Schindler's List?
Q: If those kind of superfical things bother you, this probably isn't going to work

You got it Irishman

A: George to the girl in the one where he does the opposite

Q: I'm not, under any circumstances, doing any inserting in that area.

Kramer: You got room in the car for the Pig Man, huh?

George: The Pig Man can take the bus.

Kramer: George, if the Pig Man had a car, he would give you a ride.

George: How do you know? What if the Pig Man had a two-seater?

Kramer: Be realistic, George.

Kramer to Jerry about his constipation

Q: "Ttttttwwwwiiiiiixxxxx!!!!!!"

A: George yelling at the car dealership
Q: Whoa whoa, who said anything about kids? I don't wanna have kids.

A: Pam to Jerry and Kramer.

Q: Until you pin me, Festivus is not over.

A: Frank to George
Q: The very pants I was returning. Now that's interesting writing!

A: Mr. Peterman to Elaine (Funny episode... )

Q: "Between you and me, I always thought Kramer was a bit of a doofus. But, he believed in me. You did not. So, as I see it, he's not the doofus. You are the doofus."

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: I don't think we should, we really don't know each other

I don't know it, Irish, but I don't want it to die! Here's a bump for the thread, at least.

A: George to that girl he met in the coffee shop when he was trying to be "opposite"
Q: In fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up

And I just saw that episode... :rolleyes:

A: Jerry (I could've sworn the episode name contained the word 'pony'...oh well, I remember it, at least.)
Q: "Yank it like you're starting a mower."

A: Elaine to the doctor (played by Ben Stein) and Kramer, when Kramer asks Elaine to decide different scenarios whether he should be on life support.

Q: You're eating my peanut butter with your disgusting index finger? This is a sickening display.

A: Jerry to George?
Q: They have all this coffee and muffins and all these books. It's entrapment!

George to Jerry about Brentano's

Q: "Yes, the "surprise-blindfold-greeting". That wasn't in the manual, I don't know."

A: George to Jerry
Q: You know I'm getting to a point in my life where I need something more than just...a good time

Kramer to George at Palmodoro restaurant

Q: "All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers... sometime this afternoon, behind the Market Diner, an unmarked van will be waiting. I'm expecting the call at any time. Are you in?"

A: Newman to Jerry
Q: The nerve of her. Talking about you behind your back and right to your face

A: Jerry to Elaine, when Elaine was referred to as "Suz."

Q: You need to shut up. I'm sorry - I hadn't spoken in a few days.

A: Kramer to the woman comedian who would refer to Jerry as "The Devil"
Q: The ocean was angry that day my friends

A: George in The Marine Biologist
Q: "Jerk store would've smoked that guy!"

A: George to Jerry & Elaine
Q: Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto?

A: Kramer to Punta de Mayo store clerk, when Kramer acts as R.J. Pennypacker

Q: What's your rooster's name? Little Jerry Seinfeld - does he bounce checks too?

A: Store owner (can't remember his name) who's into cock fighting to Kramer
Q: Because they're terrified of her. I heard from someone that when they cut one of her lines, she climbed up the rope on side of the stage and started dropping lights on peoples heads. Story like that has got to be true.

Kramer to Jerry (great episode)
"Vile Weed!!"