Jerry to Elaine

Q: "Oh yeah, it's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does it's own thing, I'll tell you. That's a million dollar idea right there - just sell the tops"

A: Elaine to Lippman

Q: Why is it every half-wit and sitcom star has his own book out now?

Well, I don't know whether I stumped you guys or not. But that was Lippman to Elaine about working on the J. Peterman book that used Kramer's stories.

New question:

Q: If you can find a woman who can stand you for more than 2 seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death, which isn't far away I might add.

A: Jerry to Uncle Leo.

Q: "Sweet Fancy Moses!"

A: George reacting to Elaine's horrible dancing. ("That ain't dancing, Sally.")

Q: But he's outta my life, starting in the year 2000. For me, the next millennium must be Jerry-free!

A: Newman to Kramer about why he doesn't want Jerry at his Newmanium party!

Q: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...the bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...the bad tipper!"

A: Jerry to George
Q: You're a ribbon bully

A: Kramer to the woman passing out the ribbons at the AIDS walk.

Q: But she really looks like a Lilly.

A: Kramer, who thought Susan's name was Lily.

Q: "All you got to do is jiggle it with this screwdriver."

A: Kramer to the used clothes guy, Rudy.

Q: Again with the sweatpants? You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

Goombah, guess again.

Oh, that's Jerry to George & Kramer when Jerry is accused of mail fraud with his stereo.

Q: Again with the sweatpants? You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

A: Jerry to George
Q: If you know what happened during the Mets game, don't tell me, I taped it. Hello?

A: Jerry answering the phone in the first episode.

Q: Olly, olly oxen free!

A: Newman, as he is running and jumping into the pool (on top of Ramon the pool guy) at Jerry's health club.

Q: "I used to be a flight attendant."

A: Wow, Rocky, that was an obscure one. I really had to rack my brain. That was the massage guy talking to George where George though "it" moved. I loved how George kept giving the same answers b/c he was so uncomfortable: "hamstring" and "Korea"

Q: These people work and wait their whole lives to move down here, sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules."

Wow, Goombah, I thought it would take a lot longer before anyone would get that one.

A: Jerry, talking about the old people who move down to Flordia to Kramer.

Q: "What are you like a sadist? No matter how bad somebody feels, you can make 'em feel worse. I bet you're rooting for a tumor."

A: George to his female therapist.

Q: No, no I told you I don't want to do that! If you bring it up again I will feed your genitals to a wolf! Kids!

A: Raquel Welch on the phone.

Q: "It's a foreign movie... a film, is what it is, actually."

By the way Goombah...how is your lenten resolution to not watch Seinfeld going? That's got to be tough...a real sacrifice if you ask me.

A: George to Susan
Q: Oh what a name. Pam...Pam...PAM!

Kramer to Jerry

Q: "Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?"

A: Bernie Williams to George
Q: In 6 games (one of my favorite lines)

George to Derek Jeter (that episode is on FOX tonight )

Q: "No, I mentioned the bisk"

A: Elaine to Jerry & George (I was just thinking about that line yesterday BTW)
Q: He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie

I'm still master of my domain

It's tough. I'm glad there are less than 3 weeks to Easter.

A: Jerry to Elaine about Newman

Q: May I ask, what do you read in the bathroom?

A: George to Jerry

Q: "The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket."

A: Kramer to George & Jerry

Q: Well for starters I want a calzone of my own ...and a slice of pepperoni pizza and a large soda and three times a week - I shall require a canolie .

A: Mr. Steinbrenner to George?

If so
Q: Alright, let's not get into PANIC mode!