Kramer for sure; was that the story he was telling about driving a bus and fighting off a robber and he kept making all the stops because the people kept ringing the bell?

"Fourteen years, down the drain."
(Might not be tough for you big Seinfeld buffs, but if so, think about it literally... )

A: Jerry to Elaine about his vomit streak. (Nice one, Gina)

Q: Did I tell you this guy was a little bonkos?

Thanks!

A: Regis referring to Kramer when he came on his show to advertise the coffee table book, right?

Q: Inevitably...irrevocably...happy birthday? There is no such thing.
(That's off the top of my head, so it might not be accurate. I usually get the quotes from a site to make sure they're right...)

A: Jerry to the Chinese lawyer, Cheryl, whom George was dating. (GINA: you need to play this dialogue game more often - you bring some great quotes to the table!)

Q: "The man makes a pretty strong bird. It's the wood that makes it good."

I appreciate the compliment! But I was wondering...do y'all think of all of these off the top of your heads? I just can't do that...I'm terrible at that...so I go to a Seinfeld quote site. I only pick quotes that I know from episodes I've seen, of course, and it helps me to get it accurate where I'm not guessing the exact words. Is that "cheating"? I hope not. Anyway, don't think I know yours now...but I'll try to join in again next time I know the one up for grabs.

A: Newman to Kramer, trying to convince him to try the Kenny Rogers Chicken.

Q: "We don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and Egg Beaters?"

Okay, that makes me feel better about checking them on quote sites. I've gotten out of my Seinfeld mode a bit, perhaps with Spring Break, but I think I'll remember better when school starts back because I can keep in mind it'll be on every evening when I get home. Oh, and being able to recite an entire episode is a gift, my friend. Nothing to be ashamed of!

Sorry to butt into the game, here. We oughta start a Seinfeld chat thread just to talk about the show.

Back to the game....from Rocky's quote:

Don't sell yourself short...you've stumped me a few times. And Irishman is always coming up with some obscure ones too.

A: Helen (Jerry's Mom) to Kramer when Kramer 'retires' down to Florida.

Rocky
Guess what I'm watching tonight? It's been a long 40 days.

You're thing about 'selling myself short' reminded me of a great exchange b/w Ted Knight & Chevy Chase in "Caddyshack"

Knight: The Bishop is club champion and I'm no slouch myself

Chevy: Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.


Back to the game:
Q: "Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul."

Congrats on making it through the whole 40 days...that was quite a sacrifice. You'll have to make sure you watch all four episodes tonight; TBS at 6 & 6:30, WUAB at 7:30 and 11.

I love that Chevy Chase comment.

On with the game...

A: Elaine to Fred after her nipple was exposed on her Christmas card.

Q: "A little round circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them."
(I know this is easy, but it was too funny to pass up).

You'll have to make sure you watch all four episodes tonight; TBS at 6 & 6:30, WUAB at 7:30 and 11.

To quote Kramer: You got that straight!


A: Jerry to Elaine & Kramer

Q: You know they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'd be happy to set-up a meet and greet.

Looks like nobody knew this. Jerry to George when George said he'd get married if he had to so Al Nechi wouldn't speak badly of him.

New question:
I'm a man who respects a good coma.

A: Jerry to Gina
Q: I don't have time to smell cars

A: The restaurant guy to Jerry

Q: No way, this is bogus man!

A: Puddy to Elaine
Q: Oh pull over, we'll get you a house warming gift

A: Mrs Ross to George about his fake house in the Hamptons.

Q: He won't survive a day in prison with his priors.

A: My last post was Helen to Jerry about Uncle Leo's arrest at Brentanno's bookstore.

Q: "Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary."

Kramer to NYU Dean

Q: "Wow! Xanadu!"

Kramer to Jerry

"Is it hot?"

A: Morty to Jerry about the Wizard aka Tip Calculator

Q: I'll tell you what you did Caligula - you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

A: Jerry to George
Q: No. He doesn't know I ate it. In fact, he almost caught me. I have to sneak back in and even it out.

A: Elaine to Jerry & George about the 19th century cake she ate out of Peterman's fridge.

Q: Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading and I realized it wasn't that farfetched.

A: Frank to George
Q: It was all an act. They conned us, and they scored, big time.

A: Kramer to Jerry & Elaine about 'Mom & Pop'

Q: Who's this chucker?

A: Keith Hernandez to Jerry about George
Q: I would except I forgot to bring a towel

A: Jerry to the hot roommate who Jerry wanted to make the 'switch' with

Q: I've seen guys like you before - flashy, making the scene.

A: Library cop Bookman to Jerry

Q: Let's go with an easier one: "All right! But hear me and hear me well - The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down."

A: Newman to Jerry
Q: He says "I don't want to sleep alone." She says, oh boy, "love to."

A: Kramer interpreting the lip reader for George - his ex-girlfriend Gwynn was talking to a guy named Todd.

Q: No, that ain't dancing Sally.