A: Kramer to Elaine
Q: Marcy comes up and she tells me her ex-boyfriend was over late last night, and "yada yada yada, I'm really tired today."

A: George to Elaine & Jerry about his girlfriend who glosses over her stories with 'yadda yadda yadda.'

Q: David Berkowitz - Son of Sam. The worst mass murderer the post office ever produced.

A: Newman to Earl
Q: You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't in these shackles...

A: Prisoner being transported on the plane that George sees while making the airport pickup of Jerry.

A: What's he going to do? That's exactly the point. Nobody knows what this guy is capable of. He fires people like it's a bodily function.

George to Jerry re Steinbrenner
"Sure, nobody ever gets shot in the city"

A: Jerry to George about their predicament with the Nazi sympathizers in the limo

Q: Well, I was having this party and I didn't invite him and Jerry tipped him off.

A: Kramer to Jerry and his parents
Q: You know honey for an unadvertised sale you're certainly doing a lot of yapping about it

A: George to the saleswoman where George was 'guarding' an inexpensive swooshy suit.

Q: If not, I can assure you, doctor, that I can make things very unpleasant for you and your staff - if you have one.

A: Kramer to Elaine's doctor on the phone
Q: I spent my money on the Clapgo D. 29, it's
the most impenetrable lock on the market today...it has only
one design flaw: the door... must be CLOSED!

Hey Irish
Have you seen the Seinfeld dvds? I just got them the other day but haven't watched much. The extras on the last disks of each seem to the best feature (deleted scenes, outtakes, commentary from characters)

A: Jerry to Kramer after Kramer left Jerry's door open resulting in a robbery.

Q: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

George referring to his shrinkage

"Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"

^ I think that was my first full viewing of that episode...I'd only seen bits and pieces until today. Hilarious!

I own them but haven't watched them either. Got them for Christmas but haven't found the time to sit down and watch all of them plus the special features (because I think each volume has 13 hours of special features and I can't watch that, plus the shows with school going on right now). You know Season 4 is coming out next month already

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: Uh, I just went out, I went to look for my friend?

No I hadn't heard. Season 4, IMO, is when the show really took off. Don't get me wrong, there are some very funny things in the 1st three seasons, but 4 & beyond are really where the show got great.

A: George to the movie guy who made George use his extra stub

Q: Can't you just switch with another midget?

George to Mickey
"Up here, I'm already gone."

A: Kramer to George
Q: He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!

A: Frank to Estelle after Kramer "made a grab" according to Estelle.

Q: If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Roger's chicken I'm back there with the red menace.

A: Kramer to Newman
Q: Wait a second..I think I see something here. Lets go to the videotape.

A: Kramer when he thinks he sees a bud of hair growing on George's head.

Q: Hey, I'm being heckled on stage. People are yelling out Galloully.

A: Jerry to George & Gennice
Q: You know, it's amazing Peterman hasn't fired that dolt.

A: Peggy talking about Elaine to Elaine, but Peggy mistakenly thought Elaine's name was Suzie.

Q: Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said, "Nice try, granny!" And I sent her to the back of the line!

A: Newman in the non-fat yogurt shop to his postal employee buddies.

Q: Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know - "Scent Of A Woman?" Who-ah! Who-ah!

A: Elaine to the Soup Nazi
Q: Where's that breeze coming from?

A: Frank to George in the Andrea Doria episode.

Q: My doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say "Serenity now!"

Frank to either Kramer of George
"Not our all the way, thier all the way"

The 'serenity now' to which I was referring was to George & Estelle in the beginning of the episode & then repeated many times. Like you said, to Kramer & George for sure.

A: Jerry to George about engagement

Q: Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again.

A: Jerry recalling to Elaine his vomit streak.

Q: In the past twenty years you have caused myself and the city of New York, a good deal of
distress...as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!

A: George to "Mr. Steinbrenner"
Q: You heard the man. I guess you gotta be moving your car.

A: George to the "phony" Mike arguing over the parking space in front of Jerry's building.

Q: You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit on over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right up a person's skin, like a glove!