A: Jackie to Kramer
Q: All right, all right, let's go already. They keep you in here a year. They don't give a damn

A: Morty to the nurses & doctors as he waited to be x-rayed.

Q: "Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought."

Christ goombah, you've stumped me...in the interest of keeping the game going.....
"Excuse me, you majesty, we dont accept bills with lips drawn on the president"

A: Street Vender to George
Q: You got butchered

Kramer to Geoge's girlfriend who got the nose-job

I had this quote in mind for a while, but I forgot what the first part was, but I'm 90% sure it's

Got that, Cupie Doll?

Sorry I thought that mine was an easier Frank Costanza quote to Krueger at the Festivus dinner.

A: Library cop Bookman to Leslie the librarian.

Q: "Well women do it. I'll tell you what - I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just sashey your pretty little self around the town square."

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: I thought I smelled lilac

A: Jerry to the stewardess

Q: "Yeah - you better give me the insurance. I'm going to beat the hell out of this thing."

A: Jerry to woman behind the counter renting him a car
Q: Alright get out of my way. Alright don't make me get physical here!

A: George to Elaine & Jerry standing in George's way.

Q: You have nothing better to do at three o' clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

Estelle to George
"Ooh, test tubes, cool."

A: Kramer to the chemist analyzing the non-fat yogurt.

Q: "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

George about his adventures in "marine biology"

Q: "Game Over"

A: Jerry to Kramer after George's Frogger machine was smashed by the oncoming truck.

Q: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

Puddy to Elaine?
"It looks like your belt is digesting a small animal"

A: Jerry to George
Q: I will show you the stooges

Jerry to his neighbor in the coma episode.

But something was pulling me back.....he was.

Donny Sonny Corleone: Yes it was Puddy to Elaine

A: George to Jerry & Elaine about the ex-gym teacher Heiman

Q: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

A: Elaine to woman at party
Q: I can't stand to see you like this! It's eating me up inside

Kramer to Jerry

Q: That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigan goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans: the no-smell, no-tell scotch.

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: You have no eye for fashion!

A: Estelle to Frank

Q: What do I need to talk for? To blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry
friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend. See now, I've done all that. Now it's time for silence.

A: Kramer to Jerry

Mine wasn't correct (close though)
Q: You have no eye for fashion!

I originally had Frank to Estelle but then changed it.

Your turn.

The Frank part is right but I don't believe it's Estelle

Here's the scene:
GEORGE: All right. So let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape?

FRANK: He was my lawyer.

GEORGE: You lawyer wears a cape..?

FRANK: Yeah. So what?

GEORGE: Who wears a cape?

FRANK: He's very independent & doesn't follow the trends.

ESTELLE: He looks ridiculous in that thing.

FRANK: You have no eye for fashion!!!

ESTELLE: I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!

Go ahead & post a new one.

Yeah that's it. My bad, I thought it was to George. I'll post another one later after my final

Q: Are you deaf Bradley? I said sit down!

A: Mickey to Kramer when the two were acting out a scene

Q: You think you can keep me out of Del Boca Vista? We're moving in lock, stock & barrell. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

A: Frank to the Seinfelds
Q: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has
successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you
could get locked up for even suggesting it!