A: George to Jerry about dating the hotter roommate.

Q: Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle ... Costanza?

A: Jerry to George
Q: Listen lady, I got six minutes left on that meter, and I'm not budging til you admit you stole my twenty dollars.

George to the cashier
"Well, what kind of person are you, running around killing people?"

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

A: NYU Dean to Kramer

Q: Oh, don't you, Joke Boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?

A: Newman to Jerry
Q: This judge has to use it for some scofflaw. And you know you can't fight
City Hall.

A: Gary (played by Jon Lebowitz) to George about the parking spot

Q: "She call you and your friends big liars. You think she nice girl? Wait till you see her in court - she's a shark! They call her the Terminator. She never lose a case. Now you make her mad. She double the damages. Hasta la vista, baby."

Ping to Elaine
"Well, I'm great!"

Jerry to Elaine

Q: "All signs point to yes"

A: Puddy in his "magic 8 ball jacket" to Elaine

Q: This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Jackie Chils to audience/Kramer
"That's whats so fascinating!"

A: Jerry to Elaine about the chatterbox Rabbi

Q: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."

Frank to George
"Somebody asks me which way Israel is, I dont flip out."

A: Jerry to George in the Cigar Store Indian episode

Q: "Blast! There's no way I can handle eight in addition to my ususal load of one! I'll never get to Hawaii! I'll be stuck in this apartment building forever - the dream is dead."

Newman to Jerry
"I hate her like poison"

Mrs Seinfeld about Uncle Leo's wife

Q: "Who's the suit?"

A: Frank to George about Krueger, who came to the Festivus dinner

Q: All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

I beleive its Newman to Jerry and Kramer, but it might be Kramer to Newman and Jerry.
"We've never had so many complaints.'Where's the rest of this muffin?' 'Who ate the rest of this muffin?'"

A: Rebecca DeMornay to Lippman & Elaine

Q: "You know, one of these days, something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to!"

For some reason, I think its to Jerry. It might be George on the episode he keeps saying- "we had a pact"
"He just sunk like a stone!"

Don Sonny-
You were close. It was to Jerry, but from Elaine. You had the right episode.

A: Kramer to Kitzmiller about the old guy jumping in East River

Q: "It was like a flabby armed spanking machine."

Kramer to Jerry
"...which was risky,becuase its near all the knives"

George to Jerry about screwing his girlfriend in the kitchen.

....is that a.....Drake's Coffee Cake?

correct, but your reason was wrong. It was about breaking up w/ his girlfriend in the kitchen
Yours was Elane to Newman
"When you're on a stake out, do you find it better to stand up against the wall, or crouch down behind a big plant?"

Yeah you're right, although mine was Newman to Jerry.

A: Jerry's monologue when he staked out that female attorney.

Q: Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can.

Jerry to Kramer

Q: "What is this? A prophylactic wrapper?"

Frank to George
"She laughed, so he accused her of being an anti-semite."

A: Jerry on the phone. Jerry thought he was talking to George but wound up dialing the wrong number.

Q: "Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner? You talk about your day: 'How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?'"

Kramer to Jerry re what its like to be married.
"Why does eveyone think that I'll like people? I hate everyone"