A: Kramer to Jerry and Elaine
Q: I couldn't help it. We hadn't been alone together in a long time and we just kinda started up a little during the coming attractions and the next thing we knew, the war was over.

Jerry to his mother about making out during Schindler's List
"Nevertheless, someone was crying, and I want to know who it was."

How about a hint Don Sonny? You seem to have us stumped. Or another line from the dialogue.

That is what Mr Pitt said to Elaine as she noticed he was eating his snickers bar with a knife and fork.
"You cant over die, you cant overdry"

A: Jerry to George in the first episode

Q: "Alright, alright, look - I don't have grace, I don't want grace. I don't even say grace, O.K.?"

A: Elaine to Ms. Landis
Q: To see Ramon?

A: The two jackass health club employees to Jerry

Q: "Hey, how did you know about the guy in the park?"

A: Kramer to Lt. Martel
Q: No thanks, they look like they came out of a cereal box.

A: Jerry in response to Kramer's offer of a bag of condoms

Q: "The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head."

Jackie Chils to tobacco execs
"Why not? We're neighbors. What's mine is yours."

A: Jerry in the 'reverse episode' to Kramer when Jerry is shown first moving in.

Q: "If you feed him, he'll never leave."

A: Jerry to Helen
Q: You can make all the laws you want, he's still going to annoy people

what season is that from?

I don't know which season

towards the beginning or end

Towards the beginning more than the end

Is that Jerry to Elaine? If so, what were they talking about - I can picture it...

Jerry's talking about Kramer, but are you SURE it's to Elaine?

I'm sure of nothing

How about Jerry to Helen? If that's not it, how about another line from the scene as a hint...

Honestly, I don't remember who Jerry was talking to. I remember that line very clearly and remember it was in the coffee shop but can't remember who it was to

You can post a new one if you'd like

Please do

Damn you, Irishman, you useless pustule! (to paraphrase Newman)

OK, new question:

Q: "It was very nice of you to bring the man you're currently sleeping with over to talk to me, but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs."

A: Peggy to Elaine
Q: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.

A: Elaine to George

Q: "Well what about you? What do you think The Gap in Rome has that's not in The Gap on Broadway?"

A: Puddy to Elaine
Q: Excited? I'm gonna kill her! She knew she was coming here and she made me carry that box?!

A: Jerry to George about Sally

Q: "Me forget it? You should forget it! You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!"

A: Eric the clown to George
Q: Saturday night with your parents. Unless I'm your sister this is a date.

A: Elaine to Todd Gak

Q: "So then I start doing these yelping noises. Like 'yip...yip'. No reaction because the guy is so focused, you see, he can just block out anything that's going on around him. See - that's how he played baseball. He dunks like he hits."

A: Kramer to Jerry (I think Elaine & George might have been there too, but definitely Jerry)
Q: Yes, I'm sure. I went in to get my X-Ray, somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation here?

Q: Morty to the back specialist Leo set up

A: "The Dominicans are rolling them too tight. Well, that's why you gotta get real Cubans."