A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: It's overtipping. I just left five bucks for a BLT.

A: The old guy in the restaurant to Morty about the "Willard" tip calculator, the "Wizard's" cheap knock-off.

Q: "Oh... here's a fact. Uh, I'm... the Wiz! I'm the Wiz & noooobody beats me!"

A: Elaine's boyfriend (can't remember his name in the show) to Elaine in the coffee shop when he gets his job back
Q: Well, we've discussed this, here's the feeling. You got a greeting starts with an 'H', how's twenty bucks sound?

A: I love that scene Bank manager to Kramer

Q: "Hey, I had the show of my life last night. I ad-libbed
like ten new minutes. I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?"

A: Jerry to Kramer
Q: Is that so unforgivable? Is that like breaking a commandment? Did God say to Moses thou shalt not pick?

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Let's see if you can get it in your head that this is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement."

A: Kramer to Jerry about his key
Q: It's wrinkled. It's worthless

A: George to Jerry about the dollar Jerry lended George in the car dealer.

Q: "Have you ever been through an audit? It's hell. It's the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination. I would have killed this man. Torn him limb from limb, ripped the flesh right off his bones."

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: You think I want another family? My father's demanding my uncle to pay interest on $50 he was supposed to give my mother in 1941, and my uncle put my nana in a home to try and shut her up!

A: Jerry to George

Q: "I remember when the librarian was a much older woman. Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life."

A: Bookman to Marian and Kramer

Sorry mine wasn't correct (although it was close)
Q: You think I want another family? My father's demanding my uncle to pay interest on $50 he was supposed to give my mother in 1941, and my uncle put my nana in a home to try and shut her up!

How about Jerry to the K-man?

If so...

Q: "What do think I tell Jerry everything? It's not like he's my wife."

Correctamondo!

A: George to Gary
Q: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch,
he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him.

A: Kramer to Jerry & Elaine about fantasy camp

Q: "You're on, cowboy!"

A: Kramer to Earl
Q: Who put cookies in his mouth?

A: Paramedics to Elaine, Jerry & Kramer about Elaine's 66 yr old boyfriend.

Q: "Hey these are very comfortable pants. You know what I paid for these _______? They're good around the house and they're good for outside."

A: Morty to Jerry
Q: And I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi.

A: George in the car to Elaine, Jerry & Kramer

Q: "Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading and I realized - it wasn't that far-fetched."

Sounds familiar, I think it's Elaine but I'm not 100% sure

Good guess, but no. Hint: it wasn't one of the 4 main characters speaking the line.

In my best Jerry voice: NEWMAN! But I don't know to whom. I'd say either to Kramer or Jerry

Frank Costanza to George

Q: "How do you know we're not together? Two guys ,sitting laughing, drinking Champagne Coolies."

A: Jerry to Jessie
Q: Excuse me. Am I talking to you, Pinhead? Am I!?

A: George to the Rage-a-holic speaker.

Q: "Uh, you know what? Why don't you put it in the car so I don't accidentally toss it in that dumpster?

A: Jerry to the woman he was going on the weekend with to Pennsylvania Dutch country, whom he broke up with for 10 hours while hiding from the "Lopper."

Q: "You screwed me again, Pennypacker."

I think you have me goombah

"A.J. Pennypacker" was the alias Kramer used when posing as a businessman in the Punta de Mayo store with Elaine. After he messed up pricing all items down to 99 cents, Elaine made the comment to the K-man.

Go ahead with a question.

Na you stumped me, it's still you

Q: "Somebody put a cane on my foot. Just like the one I'm going to put up your..."

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: You're killing independent George!