A: George to his NY Yankee secretary Ava

Q: "What's the deal with you and Vegetable Lasagna here? If it were up to me, we'd still be together."

A: Puddy to Elaine
Q: No, Lindsay, I had accidentally spilled coffee on the gentleman's windshield. Why would I do that? I have a job! Well, did she see a squeegee? Well, you're not going to make a dime without a squeegee.

A: George to Lindsay

Q: "So you're so grateful to have sex, that you'll just shout out anything that comes into your head?"

A: Jerry to George
Q: Yes, they're important! If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - poise counts! It's just as important as the others. Swimsuit! Evening wear! Talent! POISE!

A: Kramer to the Miss America contestant

Q: "Biff..."

A: Carrie to George?
Q: My parents? They don't know what's going on

Mine was not correct. It was used frequently in the first 2-3 seasons of the show.

I have no idea then

It was Jerry to George

Answer to yours: George to the NYU reporter Sharon

Q: "There were old people there, all the relatives. You were like a Redd Foxx record. I mean, at the end of the toast nobody even drank. They were just standing there - they were just frozen! That might have been one of the worst all-time toasts."

A: Jerry to George
Q: No I'm sorry, not on my watch!

A: That could actually be two scenes: 1) Kramer to Jerry's girlfriend about trying the shrimp in the Hamptons or 2) Peterman thinking Kramer was selling opium to Elaine

Q: "I think the horse is gassy."

It was #1

A: Mrs. Ross to Mr. Ross about Rusty the horse
Q: Oh...oh...oh, wanna get some pizza!?

A: Jerry to girlfriend Amy, whom he accused of making out with cousin Jeffrey

Q: "You know who you are? Even Steven!"

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: You know, I could hear you on the other line...

A: George to Jerry about the two-line phone.

Q: "Oh, no. It's not that I don't think you can. I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.

A: Jerry to Kramer
Q: I'm proud of you (that one might be a little hard but I believe it's towards the beginning of the series as opposed to later episodes)

Don't have the slightest clue

A: Kramer to Jerry when Kramer tears up a women's phone number for Jerry
Q: Pretentious!? The woman has my tax papers. You told her she was pretentious? The IRS. They're like the MAFIA. They can take anything they want

A: Jerry to George

Q: "It was all over! Taken care of. Done! Finished! $5,000...Where's she gonna get five thousand? She doesn't have five thousand. Clean. Good bye. She's gone. Then you come in, "Why don't you loan her five thousand? What do you care? You've got five thousand. Give her the five thousand..."

A: Jerry to Kramer
Q: How 'bout taking your top off?

A: The Bubble Boy to Susan

Q: I don't know, my bathing suit? That's a little familiar, I don't want your..."boys" down there.

A: Jerry to Kramer
Q: Bye, thanks. I can't believe she took the money

A: George to Jerry about Susan taking the dry cleaning $.

Q: "What? What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat, too? Not you Becky, I know you have a slow metabolism. I don't want one more piece of cake in my office!"

A: Elaine to her workers
Q: Don't you understand the very thought, the very idea, I'll never be comfortable again.

A: Frank to Estelle & George about the idea of a mouse in the house

Q: "You're as attractive as any of them - you just need a nose job."

A: Kramer to George's girlfriend (can't think of her name)
Q: No you can't. Now let's cut the ball, sister! You think I don't know about you swapping spit with somebody yesterday on Columbus Avenue?

Wasn't that Jerry to his girlfriend?

"You contribute nothing to society!"

A: Kramer to his girlfriend
Q: Ah hah. You see Father, I'm I'm incredibly anxious to become a member. Um, don't you offer any kind of an express conversion? A quick change?

A: George to the Latvian Orthodox rabbi/father

Q: "So then I start doing these yelping noises. Like 'yiiip yiiip'. No reaction because the guy is so focused, you see, he can just block out anything that's going on around him. See, that's how he played baseball. He dunks like he hits."

A: Kramer to Jerry, Elaine (and George might have been there) about Joe DiMaggio
Q: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch, he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him