A: Jerry to Kramer

Q: "This chick's playing with confederate money."

A: Elaine to Jerry about whether Teri Hatcher's breasts were real.

Q: "It was very nice of you to bring the man you're currently sleeping with over to talk to me, but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs."

A: Peggy to Elaine about brining Puddy over
Q: Why? Because I choose NOT to run!

A: Jerry to Duncan

Q: "Coughing naked... It's a turn-off, man."

A: Jerry to George
Q: Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee. Never went 'Ha!'

A: George to Jerry about moving back in with the parents.

Q: "You know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect - after he flunked out of dental school!"

A: The head of the Susan Ross Foundation to George
Q: Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

A: George to the guy who told him "The ocean called and they're running out of shrimp."

Q: "It takes about as much sense to park car as it does to put on a pair of pants. My question to you is - who puts your pants on?"

A: Sid to George
Q: Alright, that's it. Alright, good, eight thousand dollars. Cynthia, again, nice meeting you. Have I commented on the shoes? I love suede, it's so thick and rich. Did you ever, you ever rub it against the grain?

A: George to NBC exec Russel Dowripple & his date

Q: "I will show you the Stooges."

A: Jerry to Gina
Q: Well you screwed me again! Now how am I supposed to sign the card, it's under glass

A: Mr. Morgan to George

Q: "What can be gained by feeling someone's material? It's insanity!"

A: Mrs. Castanza to George (I LOVE that line)
Q: I'm never eating here again

I have no idea about that one. Sounds like something George might say. Or maybe Elaine?

Hey, Irishman. I have an idea since we're the only regular posters any more. How about some show-based trivia? Nothing ridiculous, just trivia about certain scenes or episodes/who said what to whom, etc.

Q: What was Jerry's cousin's name who we never saw, but whose father, Uncle Leo, always talked about? He worked for the Parks Dept & looked like a horse.

Cousin GEOFFrey

Q: What was Jerry's address?

Do you want to just start a seperate thread for it? I don't know how much "trivia" knowledge I have

BTW, the answer to my question was Elaine in the restaurant to the manager/owner when the bus boy set a napkin on fire accidently

It doesn't even have to be "trivia" per se. Just questions instead? Just a thought...

A: Jerry's address was 129 W. 181st St Apt 5-A

Q: What was Elaine's father's first name?

A: Alton Benes

Q: "Male mammal. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight...ummm...indeterminate."

A: Kramer, re Mr Kruger

Q: This doll looks like my mother!

A: Kramer to himself about Mr. Kruger
Q: He's a bad breaker upper

A1: This doll look like my mother - George to Susan
A2: He's a bad breaker-upper - Elaine to Jerry

Q: "It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office."

A: George's Boss to George
Q: Yeah. $37.50 for a Three Musketeers

A: Jerry to Kramer about the Peterman Reality Bus Tour.

Q: "No, your mother found it. Son, this is the most wonderful and thoughtful thing you've ever done for me."

A: Morty to Jerry
Q: I don't know what your parents did to you

A: Elaine to George

Q: "Look at this, look at the hair on the back of my neck. It's all bramble, see it's like thicket back there. Look, I need somebody to shave it for me, huh?"

goombah, where do you get these quotes from? The page I went to doesn't have them anymore

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: What, are you using my babies now?

Irishman - I bet you're referring to stanthecaddy.com ? If you go up to the "Search," you can still pull up the episdoes. But I don't know why they re-did it b/c it's not as user-friendly as it was.

A: George to Jerry

Q: "Yeah, you're better off sitting around here, reading comic books, and eating spaghetti at two in the morning..."

Yes that was the site. I found a script but they're not in their own section now? I thought they did away with them completely. Yeah, I don't like the new format now either

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: Hey! This is the kind of room Sinatra stays in. Hey look, Macadamian nuts.

A: Morty to Helen & Uncle Leo

Q: "Well, it seems that due to the vagaries of the production parameters, vis-a-vis of this fragmenting of the audience to the cable television, carnivals, water parks..."

A: Is it Kramer to Raquel Welch or Elaine making fun of Molly Shannon's character?
Q: Stealing!? You loaned her the racket!