A: Jerry to George Q: You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you sick
A: Jerry to his girlfriend re: Elaine wearing the Baltimore cap at a Yankee game
Q: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? is whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week: Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating - that's a fantasy camp."
A: George to Jerry Q: "For all I know, this guy went out of his way to not invite you. How am I going to feel if I show up with an uninvited, unwelcome intruder?"