A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant

A: Jerry to George's girlfriend about Elaine.

Q: "Allright damnit I'm in!"

A: George to Jerry
Q: I had the upper hand in the post-breakup relationship. If he thinks that I said hi, then I lose the upper hand

A: Elaine to Jerry

Q: "Well, aren't you the boss of him? You shouldn't let him move up! When I was in the Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Weebolos for three years 'cause I kept losing the Pinewood Derby."

A: George to Hanke's sponsor
Q: Okay everybody, I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as Koko the monkey

A: George, interrupted by his boss Kreuger, to the staff at the office meeting.

Q: "You see Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue."

A: Kramer to Elaine (I think that was on last night or the night before here in NY)
Q: And we discover yet another talent, posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "Amazing. I drive 'em to lesbianism and Kramer brings 'em back."

A: George to Susan
Q: I could raise enough money to cure polio

A: Kramer to Elaine & Jerry

Q: "Welcome new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"

A: Frank to George, Kruger and everyone at the dinner table
Q: GLC must live on!

A: George to Jerry about his high score in Frogger.

Q: "Don't ever go against the family."

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: Starting tonight we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired. The winner gets a Water Pik

A: Frank to Lloyd Braun & George

Q: "My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought."

A: Frank to Kruger
Q: He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "But I got a big problem. T he kid I stand in for, he's growing. He was four feet last month, now he's like four-two and a half. He shot up two and a half inches. I can do four-two, four-three is a stretch, any higher than that and I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap."

A: Mickey to Kramer
Q: Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I like my Yankee beans

A: Elaine singing to her 66 year old boyfriend after he had a stroke

Q: "Parking cars makes about as much sense as putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is - who puts on your pants?"

A: Sid to George (I was actually thinking of using that one)
Q: Just to get back at me, just to get back at me!

A: George to Jerry about David using the line "Boy, you could've done a lot better than him."

Q: "I know how you feel about me, and I have to tell you, I'm quite flattered. Oh, yeah. I mean, of all the men that I know, you're the only one who's held down a steady job for several years."

A: Elaine to Newman
Q: Chicks, man. Too many chicks know my number

A: Kramer to Jerry.

Q: "Game over!"

A: Jerry to Kramer about the Frogger machine.

Q: "It's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?"

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

A: Frank to the Mr. & Mrs. Ross

Q: Dad? You and John Cheavers?!!

I guess mine was too obscure. It was Susan's brother after they discovered Susan's father had an affair with an author named John Cheavers.

New question:
"I know how you feel. For I, too, have a woman for whom I pine."

A: Newman to Jerry (that was on last night too)
Q: No I think what you're about to experience is punishment enough. Good day!

A: Peterman to Elaine

Q: "Good. Because if I don't get a Black and White cookie I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around.

A: Bette to Kramer
Q: Well if it doesn't concern me, then I can stay!

A: George to Kramer

Q: "Kudos, _____________, on a job...done."