George to his girlfriend. I want to say her name is Deborah, but In dont think thats right

"Why dont you give up already, at least, thats what Jerry says."

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out first!

A: George to Jerry complaining about his competition.

Q: "Hire this man!"

A: Mr. Steinbrenner to Mr. Cushman
Q: No I will NOT keep my voice DOWN! Nothing can make me keep my voice down!

A: George to Jerry & Elaine

Q: "That's no good. It's terrible. You don't hit home runs like that. It's hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did you get two from?"

A: Paul O'Neill to Kramer
Q: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

A: George to Jerry re: Keith Hernandez

Q: "He must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head."

A: Newman to Kramer and Jerry
Q: Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny

A: George to Jerry

Q: "I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home. I don't see a white boy - I see a damn fool."

A: Grandpa to Anna
Q: A chef who doesn't wash is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help. He wants to get caught

A: Jerry to George about Pappi.

Q: "Never go against the family."

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: C'mon relax. Just because they look alike that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry

Kramer to George

"My father thought George was gay"

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: What do you think Junior? You think these hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?

A: Kramer to hippy on his way to California.

Q: "THE DEVILS! THE DEVILS!"

A: David to Priest in the car
Q: Hey, who do you think is the most unattractive world leader?

A: Elaine to Jerry

Q: "You know they way I work, I'm like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times, you hum it in the shower, by the third date it's 'By Mennen'".

A: George to Jerry
Q: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!

A: Newman answering George's query as to why mailmen always seem to flip out and go on a rampage of violence and mayhem.

Q: "I believe that's what you do with garbage. Einstein :rolleyes: ."

A: Sid Fields to Jerry

Q: "I'd like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body."

A: George to housekeeper
Q: You know, the basic idea of negotiation, as I understand it, is to get your price to go up

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Amazing. I drive 'em to lesbianism and Kramer brings 'em back."

A: George to Jerry
Q: I like to be able to take the blankets and swish them and swirl them

A: George to Lupe the chambermaid

Q: "My name is A.J. Pennypacker and I'm a wealthy industrialist..."

A: Kramer to owner of Cinco De Mayo.

Q: "It's not a lie, if you believe it."

A: George to Jerry
Q: So, apparently adoption leads to serial killing

A: Kramer to Jerry & Elaine about Elaine's boyfriend Joel Rifkin

Q: "This is so unfair. I would've marched on Selma if it was on Long Island."

A: George to Jerry
Q: Hey, I got a rubber pencil thing happening here

A: Elaine to Jerry

Q: "No I'm not. I-I-I-I was bald."

A: George to Elaine
Q: If we pick, do we not bleed?!