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Never ask a cop how much he is being paid off to set up your father.
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Arrange your drapes so no one can open them but you.
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Once you have searched someone for a weapon, don't let him go to the bathroom unattended.
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Don't be showing off your prize horse to someone who is threatening you.
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Never take sides with anyone against the family again....ever.
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Never eat canoli while watching an opera.
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When getting a massage, make sure the door is locked.
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If you have a witness in protective custody, check the bathroom out for sharp objects before he takes a bath.
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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