If your sister has a bridesmaid with a honking nose.....bang the crap out of her, as much as you can.....then your bastard son can take over all your family affairs!

If your muscle (Luca) can not talk to you calmly without stamering or studdering.....do not send him to spy on a rival family.

Never trust anyone that looks or sounds like Fredo!!!!

I also learned how to do a wicked donkey imatation!!!!