If I were confronted by Vito I would simply tell him that I hate sex. If it were Sonny, I would offer him my sister. If it were Fredo I would sedate him. If it were Luca, I would shake a fish in his face. If it were Sollozzo I would tell him that I consider $1 million simply finance. And if it were Mike I would make it quite clear that we are not related.

"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."