A stick of mozzarella. I was eating it at the job, and didn't want my boss to know, thus I hid it in my pocket. After a while, there was a lent build up but I still ate it. Now I feel a little sick.


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"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth"-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because of its shallowness"-George Carlin