Well, you did admit to being dumb in that other post. Wasn't taking you seriously at first, but...
So in that case, I'll assume I've sufficiently answered your question.
It's no wonder Al hasn't yet proposed
Apple
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.