Well... we can all agree that Kerry has the charisma of a dirt clod. Pretty lousy joke. Must have been written by Leno's staff.

Kerry really is helping the Republican party now though. Gives them something to focus on and divert our attention a week before elections. Meh, what can you do?


Madness! Madness!
- Major Clipton
The Bridge On The River Kwai

GOLD - GOLD - GOLD - GOLD. Bright and Yellow, Hard and Cold, Molten, Graven, Hammered, Rolled, Hard to Get and Light to Hold; Stolen, Borrowed, Squandered - Doled.
- Greed

Nothing Is Written
Lawrence Of Arabia