Who's gonna keep everyone in line if you are gone? Who's gonna keep Santino from losing his temper?

Lisen to me mang. Chu dont reeleee mean dat chit mang! CHu are jus discustad rite now ladee. Chu cool down for a while mang and I keep dis place on ice while chu cool down.

I really hope that you are just kidding with us Mig.


Don Cardi

Come on lets all sit around the camp fire and sing together, I am sure we can all agree on this.

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaah!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Mama better be kidding!!!

Yes, she really better be kidding because if she's not, I'm gonna start losing it with some of those who are responsible for her getting that disgusted.


Don Cardi

Personally, I don't think she's kidding. Furthermore, I think she's been on the verge for a while, but recent 'discussions' helped to finalize the decision.

And then...I could be wrong.

But take heart for many of you, Mig is only a PM away. The break will probably be temporary, anyway.

Apple

Not the point Apple. Not the point.


Don Cardi

Those who are responsible? So... you're not responsible for your own emotions?

I think that way of thinking fell out of vogue when dueling became illegal.

As far as I know, and if there are any mental health professionals out there please correct me if I'm wrong, other people don't "make" you anything. You (plural you) choose to be upset because of someone else's remarks.

So if someone calls you (plural you) a name, then you choose to let that upset you.

Otherwise the world would be filled with murderers using the defense of "she made me kill her cause she made me mad"

I know it's not the point .

I realize you want Mig to keep posting to the BB, valued member that she is.

But unless she's kidding (did she use any Smiley's??)...the PMs will certainly help.

Apple

Does anyone hear a noise here? Or am I hearing things? Does that noise that I keep hearing sound like someone crying?



(High Brow Humor )



Don Cardi

Um yeah, way to make an example out of yourself of exactly what I'm talking about

High Brow Humor failure to get sarcasm overreacting






Don Cardi

um... okaayyyyy. I'm gonna back slowwly away from my computer

"I'm leavin, on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again."


(more highbrow humor)


Don Cardi

There is little evidence in this thread of a general decline in quality, but merely, I see, a rise in the quantity of members' post counts, posting, and counting, towards nothing in particular.

An hypocrisy is only unbearable so long as the demons in our head allow it to be; that is, so long as it is unavoidable. It's pretty much unavoidable when you take the fight to the authority. Lay low, say your piece and offer your opinion, and you generally don't have a problem. And if all you have to say or offer is a list pertaining to the authority's hypocrisy, then you're probably in the wrong place.

So much energy, so much time, devoted to something which, if changed, those crying for change would do very little with the responsibility and freedom 'gained'.

"I'd never join a club that would have me as a member."

Good words to live by.

The Doc

Agreed. I think Groucho had the right idea.

Another line of his worth quoting:

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."



Works for me.

Signor V.

this thread is absolutely ridiculous...

mick -- while maybe a bit verbose -- put it perfectly: in sum, everyone (yes, everyone) needs to get the hell over themselves & stop taking an internet message board so seriously.

for chrissakes...

Is it really about taking things seriously? Or is it about being able to come on the BB and chat like normal adults?

I can’t even remember the last time I’ve seen debate in these boards that didn’t turn into harsh insults. I stopped posting on here because I was getting tired of being insulted for my stances on simple things like “The Da Vinci Code” to more complicated debates like abortions.

Its one thing to disagree, its another to put someone down. And with people like Mig wanting to disappear now, how pathetic. She shouldn’t have to be the one to leave....but I’ll bite my tongue there.

You guys need to quit having so much fun! I'm abosultely SICK of all the SMILEYS!!! You all need to be more serious and increase your amount of HIGH BROW humor! What you need is to go vote like I did for the republicans, because Bush is THE MAN! You all need to grow the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks up!

Oh, by the way, have any of you seen the toilet paper? I have to go poopey really bad!

After doing some soul searching yesterday and this morning I've decided to stick around. I can't let a couple of pee on's take something away from me that means so much to me.

I would like to say A BIG THANK YOU to the people who sent me PM's asking me to come back or threaten me if I didn't. Love you guys

MAMA'S BACK

It took ya long enough. I had Mig withrawal.

I dunno.... you're married 24 years and now all of a sudden you're goin' soft??

Me soft? Never I'm ready to kick ass.

Sorry, I just found the spelling of peon to be hilarious in this case, Miggy.

Glad to have you back!

Best news I've heard today.

Signor V.

That's the spirit.

Glad that you changed your mind Mama.

Yep! They are just peons who deserve to get pee(d) on.


Now go kick some butt Mama!



Don Cardi

This is a freakin message board. Cut the drama

No matter what I do to prove anyone wrong, I'm still told that I'm wrong.

Here. One more attempt to get through to people

Stop acting innocent
Stop mocking posts
Stop acting elitist
Stop being fools
Stop this nonsense

Make the boards the way they used to be.

Because, the next goddamn time Cardi mocks out one of my posts, I'll regard that as a "personal attack" because more insignificant things have.

Or, to re-word that for those who didn't get it-
Mocking = bad
Cardi mocks
"jerk" = bad

You (plural) can fill in the rest. I hope

The "Drama" stopped WAY before this post. And, for trying to stir the "drama" up again, you're gone for 24 (or so, depending on when I remember to reinstate you) hours.

Have a nice day!

I don't get it.