While death is not such a funny thing, it would be funny if DJ proves to be dead. Not in that he's dead. In that 75%-plus of the people in this thread would look like wretched little bastards.
For all I know, DJ really could be alive and well, but it's a tad rude to assume, "Well, he left on a sour note. Let's just erase the poor bastard from the existance of this forum without a farewell!"
Again, he could be very much so in poor health, or worse--in which case, I give my blessings--or he could be alive and well, indulging in a pornographic film and a bag of tostito's... But seriously, who is to be the asshole to just come along and wank on the bloke's possibly-legitimate RIP thread? It's all fair game. 50/50.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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