Originally Posted By: SC
Originally Posted By: J Geoff
Originally Posted By: Turnbull
I've been in the lobby...


Who kept you waiting there??


The security guard. TB was trying to get into the hotel with a shopping bag full of cans of peas.


...actually it was a Ritz cracker with chopped liver...


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.