I've been in the lobby... Who kept you waiting there?? The security guard. TB was trying to get into the hotel with a shopping bag full of cans of peas.  ...actually it was a Ritz cracker with chopped liver... 
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
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