I'm thinking about trying out for an amateur draft and getting Scott Boras as my agent...look at my stats:
-Fastball 82 mph -Cut fastball 80mph -Sinking curveball in the 65mph -Knuckleball 50mph -Out of shape -Out of practice -Decent fielding skills -Poor runner -Hits for power (has to, because he can't run)
Yep, I figure I could command about $3 million per year plus a $10 million dollar signing bonus in today's market.
Definitely worth a long-term deal seeing as how you haven't thrown a single MLB pitch. Boy, that intramural baseball must be paying off pretty well