Originally Posted By: Double-J
I'm thinking about trying out for an amateur draft and getting Scott Boras as my agent...look at my stats:

-Fastball 82 mph
-Cut fastball 80mph
-Sinking curveball in the 65mph
-Knuckleball 50mph
-Out of shape
-Out of practice
-Decent fielding skills
-Poor runner
-Hits for power (has to, because he can't run)

Yep, I figure I could command about $3 million per year plus a $10 million dollar signing bonus in today's market.



Definitely worth a long-term deal seeing as how you haven't thrown a single MLB pitch. Boy, that intramural baseball must be paying off pretty well