Britanny with her somking around her kid, not wearing panties, and other bizarre behavior gets my vote. Paris is dumb like a fox, and has basically made herself into a celebrity despite the facts that she has no apparent talent or good looks. She does have a knack for getting publicity, so I have to give the nod to Spears.
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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