Fred to Aunt Esther: You could press your face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies!!
I spit my Dr. Pepper all over the computer screen. Thanks, SB!
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
