I think Alan Arkin forgot his meds.

He just seemed like he secretly hates Seacrest.

Boob job for Gwyneth ?

Shit, he aint the only one.

I think Ryan's the prettiest girl there.

haha pizzaboy.

7:36 PM - Remember when THE DAILY SHOW trashed Shania Twain's concert dress as "Space Alien Hooker from Las Vegas"?

Well, Hudson liked the dress. Yikes!

7:41 PM - Shit, this Eddie Murphy bit sucks. Why? Because looking at his 1980s comedies.....there was a time when he wasn't an asshole prima donna movie star that didn't suck.

Ellen really is a handsome woman

Boy am I glad that Delirious finally came out on DVD, although incomplete.

7:44 PM - I think Ellen should be able to do a decent job tonight. Of course, I thought Jon Stewart was good last year, but people spit the Hate-o-rade at him, so whatever.

Other than making it a political forum at times, I thought he did fine.

Murphy is actually hilarious right now on BaBaWaWa, and relatively humble.

Back on E, Reese looks good.

Eddie's ego is as big as Pistone's

7:51 PM - While Britney Spears embarrases the entire south eastern region of America, Reese brings respectability and charm to balance out that pop princess loser.

Eddie is being hilarious.

"What!? Say that again. Slump! I ain't in no damn slump! I met two or three people that liked Pluto Nash! The Golden Child too!"

7:56 PM - You know, Oprah is a bully. "If you don't follow my books, meals, and celebrity causes, you suck!" No wonder Ellen is now almost equal with her ratings-wise in the daytime.

100% Ronnie. She's brilliant on film and off.

Rachael Ray couldn't get a ticket ?

Leo is a regular guy

8:05 PM - Dammit, I forgot the Oscars actually star in 25 minutes. Now I'm pissed.

Still, cute opening involving the iconography of the Oscar nominees this year. Notice the guys in embarrasing BORAT bikini thongs?

Leonardo DiCaprio thinks Scorsese should win. Good to see that Marty's cheerleader is here tonight. Screw the Hybrid cars.

Has Nicole Kidman gone lesbian ?

Given her luck with men, who would blame her ?

Oh my God !

Who dressed Jennifer Hudson ?

She looks like Sharpton in an off the rack dress.

I blame Maverick for her going lesbo.

Hey, its the 40 Year Old Virgin!

Alright let's go Marty! I've had a good feeling all day that TODAY is his day!!

Well, those guys with the winners in the briefcases have arrived. If Martin Scorsese tries to tackle them to find out if he's the winner indeed, SEcret Service will jump him...

8:15 PM - Will Smith, America's favorite black man, is here. Remember folks, he beat out Notorius BIG for the Grammy for Best Rap Album. God, I so hated PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS.

Cameron Diaz looks good tonight

Hey, Mike Sullivan has posted his own blog entry:

"8:16 PM - Seabiscuit murdered Big Birds and dyed his feathers pink to wear at the Oscars."

8:20 PM - Ahhhh, Ryan Gosling went to the Oscars with his sister and mother. How sweet......enough for me to laugh at him. BAHAHAHA!