mr. costanza to george & ms. costanza

Q: the duey decimel system, what a scam that was

Kramer to Jerry

Q: "Poor little Pinkus"

Kramer

He doesn't usually wear glasses!

A: George to Deena when she thinks he belongs in an asylum?

If so...

Q: "Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.'"

Kramer to Jerry and George

1%? They can kiss 1% of my ass.

Jerry to girlfriend (Lori Laughlin)

"You want a piece of me ? You GOT IT"

A: Frank to Elaine

Q: "Merlot? Did they just invent that?"

A: Estelle to Mrs. Ross

Q: "Damn you, Seinfeld, you useless postule."

A: Newman to Jerry

Q: "Johnny Yuma was a rebel"

Is that Kramer singing to Elaine, while on hold, waiting to talk to Elaine's psychiatrist ex-boyfriend?

If so...

Q: "The car is a behemoth. It drove itself into the swamp."

jack klompus to jerry

q: i like to get the daily news

A: George to Kramer

Q: "Love is a dizzying array of textures...and moments."

A: Newman to Kramer

Q: I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching.

A: Also Newman to Kramer

Q: "I'll come back later. We'll make out."

A: Puddy to Elaine

Q: "We're living, in a society!"

A: George in the Chinese restaurant to the person who jumped in front of him in line for the phone.

Q: "You're not the only one improving yourself. I worked out with a dumbell yesterday. I feel vigorous."

frank to estelle costanza

Q: im gonna need some water over here

A: I think that happened more than once. Definitely George either 1) yelling to a waitress at Monks or 2) George yelling to the NBC execs before pitching their "Pilot" idea

Q: "You emit a foul & unpleasant odor. I loathe you."

I used this one last night(works great when the ladies tell you that they are wearing green panties for St Patty's ). It's definitely George to the waitress in the cafe. It's after Jerry tells about one of his sexual escapades, maybe the Elaine sex(?), or maybe after he talks about the dirty talker sex? Can't wait to hear this answer b/c I have been wondering about this one for a while.

Goombah's is Newman to Kramer

Mine is:
Q: No, no, they got a cure for cancer. See, it's all about big business.
(HINT:The answer is "blank" to phone.)

Mine was not Newman to Kramer. The K-man was there, but not being directly spoken to by Newman.

Ohhh ok, what I meant was Newman was 'feeding' it to Kramer, who then repeats it to the guy in the record store.

So....I change my answer....Is it Kramer 'feeding' it to Newman, who then repeats it to the guy in the record store?

Correct

A: Yours was Kramer to Joel, who Jerry didn't want to hang out with anymore

Q: "I'm gonna fix everything! I have a lawyer who knows someone in the Immigration Department, they're gonna straighten the whole thing out, the wheels are in motion, things are happening even as we speak!"

A: Jerry to Babu

Q: "I was getting jiggy hith it"

A: Jerry to the girlfriend who makes him carry a purse

Q: "The tobacco companies? I've been wanting a piece of them for years."

Jimmy the lawyer (Childs?) to Kramer

The inside part of the plate is mine.

The lawyer's name was Jackie Chiles, but close enough.

A: Kramer to Jerry & Elaine about the fantasy camp "incident."

Q: "Now something of yours was in the toilet. Gotta go."

Jerry's girlfriend to him

Rules are rules, and let's face it. Without rules, there's chaos.

A: Kramer to Jerry on why Kramer enforced the penalty stroke on his golf partner

Q: "Bran flakes. One hundred percent. I've gotta a big problem."

Is this Kramer wwhen he was constipated?

As Kramer would say, "Giddy up." Your turn.