Guy wealks into a bar and orders ten shots. Baretender pours them and the guy starts slamming them down one after another very quickly. After the 8th shot the bartender says,"Man, you're drinking those awfully fast." The customer replies "If you had what I have you'd be drinking them fast too." "What do you have?" the bartender asks.
"Seventy five cents."
Last edited by dontomasso; 03/13/07 01:22 PM.
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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