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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: DE NIRO]
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03/07/07 09:58 PM
03/07/07 09:58 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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I have this feeling were ganna get a birthday thread coming up soon. We'll make you a birthday thread on the condition that I can give you some poppers as a gag gift without you complaining that I'm over doing it with the popper jokes.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: klydon1]
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03/08/07 05:28 PM
03/08/07 05:28 PM
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New York
Sicilian Babe
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klyd, I am a total sucker for cleaning products. Let them come out with something new, and I'll almost always buy it. OxyClean, Ornge Glo, Orange Clean, Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, Easy Off Bam, you name it, I've bought it.
President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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03/08/07 09:21 PM
03/08/07 09:21 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Granted, that's the way it should be (the grossed out part), but could someone just once say, Wow!! The toilet's are clean! Thanks! As in, "What a beautifully clean toilet! Someone really slaved over this. Allow me to show my gratitude by resting a bare ass on it, and projecting fecal matter in, on, or around it!" ? I've never had to clean a toilet, for money, but I feel you. That actually gives me a brilliant idea for a televised game show, actually. Go through a public rest-room and try to find the toilet that's filled with cash. NBC is going to shit themselves when they hear that amazing pitch. Pun intended.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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03/08/07 11:24 PM
03/08/07 11:24 PM
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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I salute you. I could never attempt to clean a toilet without risking the loss of my sanity. I have a bit of an obsessive-compulsive tendancy.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Irishman12]
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03/09/07 10:57 AM
03/09/07 10:57 AM
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long_lost_corleone
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If you've got some free time, my toilet could "use a woman's touch"   You're close enough. Get scrubbing.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Irishman12]
#374137
03/10/07 08:42 PM
03/10/07 08:42 PM
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Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
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The Fuckin Doctor
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Classic Seinfeld is on in NY right now. Kramer "retires" to Florida and runs for condo president as Morty's puppet. It's a dead on spoof of NY retirees living the condo life in south Florida. 
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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