A bit off topic, but this thread reminds me, December 21, 2012 is the date the Mayans set as the apocalypse. I've already set the date aside with some friends with plans for a party. I mean, if we're going down, why not have a party?
Anyways, that's my random bit of trolling for the day.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
