Wow, ronnie actually "acknowledging my pressence"? I'm feel so honored

You're in his sig. Lighten up.

You know, its a privlige to be part of my signature. I've had people come up to me on the street, demanding and outright begging that I include them....but no, its a special honor.

Sadly, Sicilianbabe lost his byline with the current resident. Oh well, there is always next year...

BTW, doesn't Johnny Deep sound like a bad porno-acting name?

JOHNNY DEEP in....PIRATES OF THE CARRAS-YOUR-ASS-NOW

hehe

And what is this quote in reference too? Wow, now I am forever "immortalized" by ronnie's signature. Can my day get any better? I think not!

Just wait...

Johnny Deep stars in....EDWARD PENISHANDS

LMFAO

Love the fabricated signature ronnie. What helps with your self-esteem I guess

I applaud anyone that welcomes my help in re-augmentating their self-esteem.

JOHNNY DEEP in....THE ASTRONAUT'S WHORE

Like you've never misspelled a word in your entire life. "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone"

Whats funny is, a spelling mistake may have created a really good comedy joke for these boards. What's wrong with that?

"Samuel L. Bronkowitz is proud to present JOHNNY DEEP in....SLEEPY SWALLOW!"

Hey Irish, I'm leaving for Blockbuster, anything new this week ?

Nothing really great. I purchased Curse of the Golden Flower but others here would tell you to see Children of Men

I can live with misspellings. In fact I care little for misspelling, as long as I can still read the word, but I found it ironic you were making specific reference to the fact that it was a pun. When really it wasn't.

Accidents happen....but Johnny Deep will stay with us for a good while...at least until I run out of porno-parody titles of Depp's catalogue.

"Tonight on the Spice Channel, Johnny Deep stars in WILLY WANKER & THE SEXUAL CHOCOLATE FACTORY"

Johnny Deep stars with R Kelly in THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

I want to pee on you...

Pizza, thats funnier. We all know how rappers love to act...or try....but he would have to be a WHIZZER to screw up that part.

Rounders ***
(Second Viewing)

A young man (Damon) is a reformed gambler who must return to playing big stakes poker to help a friend pay off loan sharks.

I really love it when a film is so great a great cast of actors want to join in on it. Where to begin? Matt Damon was awesome as Mike 'the Card Shark' McDermott. Edward Norton as we all know doesn't make bad movies and he was good as the always down on his luck guy, Worm. John Turturro as Knish, John Malkovich as the Russian, Famke Janssen as Petra, and Gretchen Mol as Jo round up a rather awesome cast. I'm not much of a poker player and find watching it on ESPN to be extremely boring but this movie was anything but that!

ROUNDERS is a pretty good picture, and its to the poker card culture like THE HUSTLER still is for billards....badass movie that every player digs.

Well, at least we know who plays what part.

LORDS OF DOGTOWN (2005) - ***

Solid docu-drama about the birth of the skateboarding culture of competition in southern California in the 1970s. The documentary was much stronger and powerful, but this drama will be adopted very much by the 'boarder people for years to come.

And which part would that be? Are you barely here for another 2 seconds and already tossing out personal insults?

Kurutta kajitsu (aka Crazed Fruit) ** 1/2
(First Viewing)

Spending their summer on an exotic beach, two brothers fall for the same beautiful girl, whose charm and looks may hide more than they they bargained for.

A great movie that was controversial in Japan upon it's release in 1956. Great soundtrack and great beach shots.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space **
(First Viewing)

When a small town is invaded by aliens from outer space who are capturing and killing the townspeople, no one takes them seriously. Why? The aliens all look like circus clowns, use weapons that look clown like, and all have painted on smiles. Only a few of the young people in the town realize the danger and of course no one believes them. Armed with an ice cream truck they try and rescue their friends.

God Bless free screenings, as this was the only way I would have seen this movie and I'm glad I did. I hope nobody on this film EVER took it seriously at any point in time. Truly hilarious horror/sci-fi movies. If you haven't seen this movie, I would recommend it.

Three Colors: White **
This was a bit of let down. This is neither technically as great nor emotionally as strong as Blue. The background music is excellent. There is one scene where two men slide on ice as the music soars in the background. That was beautiful. I am hoping that the final part of this trilogy would be better than the rest.

FACT: It is scientifically impossible to take KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE seriously.

Seriously, people need My Facts or they will suffer lesser lives.

I'd like to see it again, because I don't remember much if anything at all, but yeah, I agree, it's such a let-down, a real sag.

But Red is astonishing.

BALLISTIC: ECKS VS SEVER (2002) - * - BOMB

Jesus Christ.

Irish, I dare you and your balls to watch this movie...all the way through. What a pointless waste of time movie with NO redeeming qualities.

No action scenes to justify it.
No "So painfully bad, its funny" MST3K-inspired comedy...just shit!

Not taken by the story's relation to what the color blue in the French flag "stands" for: freedom?

The commentary is pretty good. The speaker spoke of Kieslowski using "liberty" as a point of departure much like how he and his scriptwriter used the Ten Commandments in the same way in the Decalogue. "Liberty/freedom" lead Kieslowski to explore "independence."

Binoche shuts herself off from everyone, but is it really freedom or independence? She has lost her loved ones; she is free, but she really isn't.

Can one be independent and thus free if one isn't a social beast?

Blue also has a subplot or subtheme of Europe's union.

As for White, most people don't know that it's a black comedy.

"White" in the flag "represents" "equality." As a point of departure, Kieslowski took equality and crafted a story about "revenge" or "getting even" as equality.

Significantly, Kieslowski explores a nascent Poland in capitalism through the gangster/land owning plot.

"Red" is "fraternity" and Kieslowski said it's a film "against indifference."

Hope you enjoy the last of the trilogy. There's a good chance you'll like it.

It is not a personal insult. It is a comment about your review. Just because you don't like it, doesn't make it an insult. An insult would to be calling you a cry baby or a moron. So lets us stop with the drama. Read what you wrote about the movie, all you basically wrote was who played what parts. And PLEASE don't challenge me to do better, that would so childish.

Let's stop with the drama and start telling the truth.

It isn't all that nice to see you back, FS!