I commend your quick wits.

My contribution is not quite as witty, but a couple of weeks ago, I was at the home of friends for a party - I'll call them "Steve" and "Mary." They're very nice people. "Mary", who just turned 40, had won a national beauty pageant in the 80's, and let's just say she has retained her natural assets that won her contest(This fact is necessary to the story-trust me).

Anyway, in their home they have a large framed photo of them from their wedding - he in a tuxedo and she in a gown with a bit of a plunging neckline. As several of us were looking at the picture, one of the women remarked, "What a gorgeous couple." I added, "And Steve's not too bad either."

Steve and Mary got a kick out of it. I know it was kind of an obvious remark to make.