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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: XDCX]
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03/30/07 04:00 AM
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SC
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You know what sucks? Having to be to work by 4 a.m. You know what sucks more? The fact that it's a 35 mile drive each way. You know what sucks even more than that? Not having a job to go to. Its all relative, my friend! 
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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03/30/07 09:25 AM
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Posts: 25,984 California
The Italian Stallionette
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Since we are speaking randomly, I think those of us living in certain states, don't quite realize how bad it can be in another. When I spoke to my family in Michigan last week, they were saying how so many GM/Ford plants were either laying off or shutting down and that many workers are out of work.  It does make me feel fortunate that I'm at least employed, because yes, the alternative would suck.  TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#380131
03/30/07 09:38 AM
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After going back to school for his master's, starting all over again in a new career, working his way up from the bottom, many IT jobs are being sent overseas for cheaper labor!!! Do you know how many companies I have to call at work and the person on the other end is in India? They just get paid to answer the phones and basically take messages. They're no help to me whatsoever.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
#380388
03/30/07 08:52 PM
03/30/07 08:52 PM
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,543 Gateshead, UK
Capo de La Cosa Nostra
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A chapter from a novel in progress...
To be taught by Reyna is to be patronised and bored and insulted. It is to be taught how to use an apostrophe, the difference between their, there and they're, and the importance of double-spacing, paragraphs and referencing all sources, or else be exposed as an eternal sinner, or, in fewer words, a plagiarist.
But to be taught by Reyna is also to be slowly and subtly - though not unwittingly - seduced. Slowly, because she is not at all natural enough to befriend anyone quickly - and because she hopes to maintain a sense of professionalism in her work; subtly because it is the kind of seduction that is broad and casual enough to escape the observations of anyone in particular, to escape accusations of attention towards anyone in particular; and it is not unwitting because you happen to be a sucker for, a) an American accent corrupted by years of studying and teaching in England, b) a firm buttocks in tight jeans - and she always wears tight jeans - and c) a woman whose vocal cadence speaks down to you.
The last point is sexy only because you know it is insincere, a pretence, a guard against her repressed desire to rip off your shirt, to smother you on the lips, to take of your jeans and suck your cock hard and slow - though not really hard and really slow, because she doesn't know you well enough to let her head go back and forth with the kind of aggression that has her teeth dig into your sensitive bits, and isn't confident enough to take things slowly. In fact, she isn't confident enough to do much of anything, and as quick as she begun to blow you, she's stopped and, in a flooding panic, is crying in your arms, crying with tears, and crying that she'll lose her job, that she's confused, that she doesn't know what she's doing or why she's doing it.
And, as you realise the absurdity of the situation, you sitting there with your jeans round your ankles, her head on your shoulder, you realise all of her apostrophes and spellings and false intellectual vigour are gone, and that all that remains is a dying need to not so much make love, but have love made to her, from the one who dares to speak out in class, to challenge her ideas - for they were only regurgitations of people he never admired anyway - and to e-mail her several times to question why on earth she marked him down for saying 'masturbation' in a perfectly acceptable context, saying that the 'swearing really wasn't necessarily'.
And so, taking these tears to be a sort of apology, youassure her everything is going to be alright, and you suggest meeting up, off campus, after hours, outside this grey, dreary office, perhaps her house sometime, wherever that may be - and preferably sometime soon. And, sometime soon, in the enclosed privacy of her house, after hours, far away from the grey dreariness of her office, you're both naked, and that firm buttocks in jeans is now out of jeans and in your hands, as your cock slides into her from behind, her breasts hanging without any intellectual pretence at all, palms down and gripping the sheets, her face in the pillow, with muffled groans of forbidden pleasure chiming in rhythm with the thrusts of your hips.
Last edited by Capo de La Cosa Nostra; 03/30/07 08:52 PM.
...dot com bold typeface rhetoric. You go clickety click and get your head split. 'The hell you look like on a message board Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
#380882
04/01/07 08:56 PM
04/01/07 08:56 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
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The Fuckin Doctor

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A film I directed last year won a National Young Filmmakers Award yesterday. Woo-hoo! Congratulations Capo. That's quite impressive. When Tarantino's working for you, just remember your old pals at the BB.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
#380886
04/01/07 09:00 PM
04/01/07 09:00 PM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,984 California
The Italian Stallionette
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Mick, That's wonderful! You must so thrilled.  I have a feeling this is only the beginning for you. Keep up the good work. Btw, what was the film about? TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: ronnierocketAGO]
#380908
04/01/07 09:46 PM
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Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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I saw that, it was pure horse shit.
Anywho, congrats, Mick. Very impressive, indeed. Did you get a trophy? Ribbon? How much money do you want for it? I'll fight you for it, you crazed limey-bastard! Put yor god-damn fists in the air like you just don't care, damn it!
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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04/02/07 03:09 PM
04/02/07 03:09 PM
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,543 Gateshead, UK
Capo de La Cosa Nostra
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When Tarantino's working for you, just remember your old pals at the BB. Sure thang, as long as everybody remembers me when he's not.  The film is called Road, about two backpackers left for dead on a country road, with a car approaching... The film won first prize and £250 towards funding a future project. Thank you for the kind words.
...dot com bold typeface rhetoric. You go clickety click and get your head split. 'The hell you look like on a message board Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: svsg]
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04/02/07 07:54 PM
04/02/07 07:54 PM
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Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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Yeah, if you could get it online, that'd be great man. 
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
#381263
04/02/07 11:24 PM
04/02/07 11:24 PM
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Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The Fuckin Doctor

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Classic SEINFELD on TBS right now. George is struggling with a bout of impotence. Kramer gives him a piece of his mango and it cures him. "Oh my God, I think it moved...I'm back baby!" 
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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