Molasses, cigarettes, white powder...six on one hand, half a dozen on the other.

I must say "no" to you -- and I'll give you my reasons. It's true, I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn't be friendly very long if they knew my business was drugs instead of gambling, which they rule that as a -- harmless vice. But drugs is a dirty business.

"SC was hot for my idea, and you knew it was the right thing to do...Now I want you to talk to SB and that fat..."

Well, at least I'm not the fat one in this scenario.

Henry: What do you need?
Worker: Two Luckys.
Cop: What are you doing?
Henry: It's all right.
Cop: Who says? Your mother?
Henry: How many you need?
Cop: Where'd you get the cigarettes?
Cop: Get him out of here.
Henry: It's okay.
Cop: It's not okay!

"There he is, there he is, heeeey....you broke your cherry!"

"Attaboy, Henry!"

Newly elected Governor Chet Culver passed legislation increasing tax on cigarettes in his new "health care initiative". It moved Iowa from being in the forties to number 17 in highest cigarette tax in the nation. Missouri, at 17-cents tax for a pack, is the nations second lowest. Especially living in southeast Iowa, it would be easy for me to drive to Missouri, buy cigarettes, and bring them back for much less of a price. I know many smokers who will actually try this (although it will ultimately cost them more to drive down there). According to the Des Moines Register, a Kwik Shop in Bethany, MO (23 miles from the border), tripled its sells the day the tax became law. Now I supported Culver's race into office, I even went to see him speak at the hospital about this new tax. I think the tax is bullshit. More of the government telling us what's right or wrong. And if you are serious about the tax, more funding for the state, then cut the political bullshit. It's not a tax to watch out for people's health, it's a tax to fuck them out of cash so the state can have more. The politician's masquerade is understandable, but then the hospital went along with it all as if it were a blessing, and they're also getting fucked. Smokers are to doctors as criminals are to cops.

Oh yeah!

But I thought you were going to quit SC.

Smoking is a bad habit of mine I don't encourage, but all a tax really does is just change options.

Some people I know don't smoke because of the cost, they just go for cheaper means of getting a buzz, usually Snuff/Snus, which is worse for you considering what the fiberglas does to your mouth.