Speaking of whining... I'm surprised Douche didn't chime in with Wheeler's 1-inning L/BS performance for -18 pts (while a benched SP woulda gotten him +19 points)
I've been sick the last couple of days. I'm the first man in history to literally cough up a lung. Really, it's recorded. You can look it up.
I'm back now and I'm not so sure I want to look at the standings.