When you gotta go...

Okay Mig, I just peed all over my neighbors fig tree, go order some sushi.

Gee, peeing in the street, throwing up on fellow members. You guys get to have all the fun.



TIS

Let me see, given your location, Motalbano's or A&S, am I right ?

Ok if I eat sushi I'll throw up on your neighbors fig tree

Is this a mafia message board or some kind of sick fetish website?

Can't it be both ?

It's a website where there's a sick fetish for the mafia!





Montalbano's is a pool/patio company!

Actually I used to go to A&S. That was until they sold it to some middle eastern people who

1) No longer made homemade fresh mozzarella but instead had it brought in.

2)Were seen dancing on the roof of their store on September 11th and when people saw them and surrounded the store, they had to be led away by the police or they probably would have been killed. Needless to say they didn't re-open after that and they quietly sold the store to some other jamoke who couldn't tell the difference between fresh mozzarella or Polly-O if his life depended on it.

When I lived in Brooklyn, I grew up right on the same block as the original A&S Pork Store on Avenue X.

Now I go to Certo's for my fresh mozzarella.

MANGIA

Next time you do that can I come over?

Only if you promise to eat these dishes :

DC, you broke my heart you broke my heart!

Alright. This one time [Miggie points her finger] this one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs Oops I mean eat seafood. But if I throw up on your beautiful carpet or hardwood floors it's not my fault.

Miggie!

Hi.

Sorry, maybe I just forgot but... are you really allergic, or you just don't like it?

Hi Geoffy

Both sorry.

Oh Mig, I didn't remember that you are allergic to seafood. In that case, you can come on over and just eat the mozzarella and the italian bread, ok?

Ok thanks. If and when you come to Canton to see the Football HOF, You can come over for a country breakfast. How about biscuits and gravy,eggs,fried pork chops,applebutter,fried potatoes? Yummy huh?

Sounds good, but to be honest I'm not really a breakfast person. What could you make me for lunch or dinner?

I have to think about this one. I'll come up with a good country dinner and let you know later today.

Mig, what kind of country breakfast is that?? Where are the grits???

Country Fried Chicken, country biscuits, mashed potatoes, mississippi mud pie and a swig of homemade moonshine?

Grits are NASTY IMHO

Mig, Mig, Mig, now you disappoint me....

Kettle of soup beans,porkchops,fried taters,sauerkraut,corn bread
-OR-
Kettle of leather britches,fried taters,corn on the cob,cut up onion,corn bread,cut up mush melon
-OR-
Cabbagerolls,mash taters, corn,green beans
-OR-
Fried Chicken,mash taters,cole slaw,corn on the cob,green beans,apple sauce.
PS. If you want biscuits they have to be store bought cuz my homemade comes out like a paper weights.
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

You cook leather pants?

Leather britches are green beens that are strung up and dried out. Then you cook them for a couple hours. Delish.

Oh, ok. we have something similar.

Sundried tomatoes.

Sundried maters huh?

So are you gonna come over for dinner If and when you make it to the football HOF?

That's wht you gotta give us Italians credit. We take grits that we pay 50 cents a pound for, cook em, call em polenta and charge 20 bucks a plate. And they call gangsters shylocks.

I'm holding you to that invitation!

BTW, I happen to like grits ( with a little sugar in them).

Oh! I love polenta, too!! And this chickpea thing that my cousin in Italy makes. It's sort of like polenta, but made from chickpeas, and they cut it into squares and fry it. SO good!

As for my grits, I like them with butter, salt and a splash of cream.

Why do you guys always make me hungry???

I love grits, probably because I've never had them close to home in my life. When I'm in Boca, everyone wants to go to this restaurant, that restaurant, I can't wait to get to Denny's for the grand slam with a double order of grits.