Two friends are talking about their boyfriends.

Cathy: "Why is it that when I brush my tongue with my toothbrush while brushing my teeth I gag. But when I give my boyfriend oral sex I don't"?

Debbie: "I guess the toothbrush is bigger".

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.