Hopefully this is who CS meant. If not...it better be someone just as impressive.

You see what he does? He makes comments that require us to actually learn stuff. Such a nerd.

Oh, Bethie, it's always Astros first. As long as they're winning, I'm happy. Actually, I was just trying to convince Brad Ausmus that I was rooting for him because of personal wishes first, then business...but that I would be especially glad if he got me some points tonight. I think he understands.