You want to feel really crappy? I'll trade my Borowski for your A-Rod (Alex Soon-To-Be-Disappointing-In-The Playoffs-And-Hated-By-Yankee-Fans-Once-Again Rodriguez). That's, A-STBDITPAHBYFOA-Rod in case you were wondering.

(In the voice of Quagmire) Oh yeah! That'll catch on, gigity-gigity-goo!

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes