Yeah. Alot of ass kicking.

I was gifted a great deal of money, which I blew on expensive gadgets for my bass guitar which I'm told will make me look cool, but in the long run prove to be a waste of money. Well, just kidding. I got some pretty damn cool stuff, including a Q-Tron envelope filter, which for anyone who knows bass, is obviously the shit. Basically, in English, it's the funkiest little box around, and makes your bass or guitar sound like it's underwater. It's the shit, and Bootsy Collins (IE Black-Jesus) used something similar in Parliament-Funkadelic. I've wanted one for about two years, but I'm such a compulsive buyer, I never have the money to buy one... And they cost a lot. So, now I have that, which is cool. And Ironic, seeing as they are out of production as of this year (they've been replaced by this wretched thing called the "mini-Q-Tron" and the "Micro-Q-Tron"... about have the size, and a quarter of the sound quality of the original.) The place I got it from had just two left.

That's going to be horribly disinteresting for anyone who doesn't play a musical instrument.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."