For some reason, SC's post in the "This Day in History Thread" reminded me of this:

Jesus came upon a mob of people and realized a loud commotion was taking place. "My brothers and sisters," He said. "What is all this about?"

A man answered, "Rabbi, this woman is a sinner. We must stone her."

Jesus stood before the crowd, lifted his arms, and replied in a firm voice, "Let anyone without sin cast the first stone."

At that moment a brick came flying from the crowd and hit Jesus squarely in the head. Rubbing His head, Jesus said, "You know, Mom, sometimes you really make Me mad."