Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette


"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone." \:D





That joke, as far as I'm aware, hasn't made it across the Atlantic. Nice one, TIS!

Did you hear about the village idiot who bought a condom? He put it on backwards and went.

"I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but I don't see what this has to do with, uh... do you have any Kalhua?"