OMG!! What the hell was that?? This 5th inning is almost too painful to watch. Bean?? OMG!! What were they thinking? He just gave up four runs and there's NOBODY OUT!!! NOBODY!!! And now comes Vizcaino, who will look sterling in comparison, I'm sure. That was just a trainwreck! An absolute f-ing trainwreck!!!! OMG!!

Edit: More runs scored by Seattle! 6 runs scored in this inning so far and NOBODY is OUT YET!!! NOBODY!!